Has anyone seen my shoe?

Its a game you get better at by playing it loads, i get worse if I dont play for a day or two

Jon, you could have saved yourself the money. Im going to pwn you silly

I know, he should have been stopped. He was completely f**ked

Yeah I love the fact he got a hilarious beat down, cocky willy.

oh just have a wank, whats the matter with you boy

I would assume that would be part of the job, yes.

Thought when typing it that it sounded a bit gay, he's back from Para training so you dont know what they've done to him haha

Yeah well it cant be too bad, he's invited me along tonight for a meal with his family something we've done quite a few times before.

Pretty sure thats the one Mike@onza was talking about when he said he experimented with anodising. Looks odd, really odd

Thats not an excuse! The best way of getting better at COD, is learning from getting owned and seeing where they do it from or how they do it.

Only if you migrate to malaysia Ben.

Yeah was glad to get it done, I felt I needed to tell him. She didnt want to, but i'm not taking advice from her. I was surprised how good he was though, I know I probably wouldnt have been but he was like 'People said it looked like she was trying it on with you and I trust what you say is true'. Obviously we're not going to be as good friends as we were, we were pretty much best friends but I get what I deserve I suppose.

I will pwn you lot at COD. Dan felt the force a while ago! As for skate, I havent played in ages but im up for it

I've been chatting to him today, were pretty cool. Pretty much all sorted between me and him, relations with her are a bit frosty though.

Shes not asian? Scottish acent?

Indeed I know, im not proud of it.

A good friends current girlfriend, while very very drunk I might add. Oh dear

what is/was going on?

While playing a blistering guitar solo in a mini studio that was custom built for his car by the guys that made slash's hat.

Or we could just collide the chavs at rediculous high speeds and say we were doing it for science

The amount of energy that is in transfer there will lead to almost black holes but the energy isnt sustained so they will effectively collapse as soon as the collison is finished. Thus why while black holes are being created, they wont lead to any end of the world situations EDIT: In answer to rich's question, yeah there are alot of things taht the money could have been spent on but this isnt just cool, there may be applications of this stuff, in the way that when particles were discovered there was loads of new things developed.

If you can stroke a proton until all its little parts come out then be my guest.

The world wont end, but if it does, at least the french go first

Quark theory is amazing, colours and flavours make no sense to me

I meant the thing one of the spanner monkeys left in the machine