Has anyone seen my shoe?

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that was funny on some sort of scale. Anyway, text from the ex who is now single 'Are you out tonight, would have been nice to see you. xx'

Kahn cant take a punch, if he challenges for world titles then he is going to get his head ripped off. Don't like him anyway, boxers are meant to be arrogant but hes a willy.

Sinks for the win, the one's in the toilets in my house are the perfect height. But yeah, round the bowl, less noise.

Redhead = what you call her when your going out with her to make you feel better. Quoted for mother f**king relevance to my new situation =) Have you got a chode si-man?

Fat Pants, as the creator of this thread I officially ban you until you f**k things up with the bynt your with. GET OUT. Also Simon bashing is restricted to people that haven't spilled their guts on the internet over a ginger girl that hated them basically. See you soon

Everything I take for mine makes me drowsy pretty much. None also seem to cure the runny nose which is the worst bit imo

Saw that joke, so sad you got there before me Haha, those popper things are awesome. Anyway as regards to sex education got the video in year 6, got the heat boner video (to chants of 'Im so excited and I just cant hide it'). With PSHE got a plastic penis replacement, about 9" long but looked a bit like a colgate toothpaste tube with a round top. Anyway had to put a condom on that then we got picture cards of sti's and had to match them up with the words. Sickest game ever

Can be funny, I want to see some tats ooot

Dan has stars if I remember right. Behind the TITM lettering Where are you getting your tattoo done btw Dan?

You mean they are mislead, there are nation wide filters on the information that comes in to keep people placid.

I was thinking calf but i dont want it massive and anything too small on my calf will look stupid. No arm tatt's yet either.

I want a Liverbird on me, no idea where

Try refreshing?

The bullet one would kill you as much as anything else falling at speed, probably less then a lot more objects.

No I meant ice maker, things are fine no problem, friend comes over and conversation dies. Urban Dictionary definition

My friend is a massive ice maker, i'll be having a great conversation with a chick and then he'll come over and ruin it.

Haven't I read that before?

Oh yeah, prepare to be uncomfortabley hot outside and uncomfortabley cold inside.

You made everything look easy in that video, 20" suits you clearly. Good luck with the Dubai job man, sounds like an awesome prospect.

I like the one where you escape from a straightjacket hanging upside down over a crocodile pit when the ropes on fire. Awesome

The intended Nutcracker interpretation didn't go down well with the fans

Yeah ive added most of you on there I think, if I havent, sort it out!

Skate f**king rocks

Surely increasing by 2.5 cm is as good as 1 inch

Haz T Shoelessboy De Halliday Jimyj JK 121 Intothemoat1 mattbird2384 howies14 CRAVE A DAVE urbanmammoth THutley RH UK 1992 sandwichman90 lukeyboy123 Ash Trials Muddyrope Ben Cox 2112 MOOSEiow Tamness davies fam Welshwizzard86 B Unit 999 dark callum91 nicpalmer Krisboats2 endofreak malcolm101 jonxmack AlexDavies92 Fluid609 mr frika godbarber tomtrials Thats a list of everyone with xbox live that ive seen on here recently, we need to arrange some kind of big meet up, im pretty sure nearly all of us have either Halo 3 GTA IV or COD4.