Has anyone seen my shoe?

HAHA I plan to go in at somepoint.

Im 6'3 and I used to ride an old school monty so what?

The gap between the top tube and down tube is HUUUUGE

I've corrected it

oh my god RACISM Someone get me an effergie of VillageDave for me to burn

There was for a while, I blame you

f**king niggers... Seriously though.... where have these indians got effergies of Jade Goody and Gordon Brown from?

Mine is like this atm: Usually a bit better but anyway I wanted it stled but I might just end up having it made shorter EDIT: Man my hair looks shit there, oh well

At a guess ready would be the one with the nice shizzle Capable is like my computer is capable of running rome:total war. It just blows out of its arse whilst doing so.

The method in which you do you hair. Basically I want to see your barnets, getting mine cut and I am lookin for inspiration.

I never guess who it is.

Taxi is filmed on stage in front of a live, patronising trials forum audience

Man i used to go to Rhyl back in the day (before I even knew what trials was) is there still a guy that has a megaphone and goes 'Have a boat riiiidde by the sea siiiiiide' Man wicked times

Colchesters got a little mini scene going on atm

Danny is one leet mother f**ker

Why not, its got a 10mm hole for the wheel bolt to go through so aslong as your not running king fun bolts you should be fine, if you are, drill it.

I dont have a lock on the door, and the only computer connected to the internet is in the living room

Ive never been busted, im gooooood

They are onza

I always have sniper dreams, random people usually are the targets. I had this dream where this guy pissed in a pint glass and left it in the fridge, some guy got it out and drank it so the guy that did the piss shot the guy that drunk it in the face with a 12 bore shotgun. Other then that im pretty normal I think.

Thanks for your help, its a physics presentation im doing in which I have to investigate a material and its use for a certain purpose. I was going to do fibre optics and their use in telecomunications

Basically im doing a presentation on the above, so I to know reasons why manufacturers choose al over steel for example. I dont mean, its lighter then steel, cheap then titanium. I mean physics-y stuff like youngs modulus, stress, strain etc

My spellings barely immaculate...