Simpson

Friends are probably my biggest downfall.

Few methords I have tryed. try menthals to help you cut down. Do rollies, more enjoyable and less bad for you Inhale cigars, gives you a gagging reflex when you put a ciggy in your mouth. Smoke one after the other till you hate smoking. Try patches. Done f**k all for me but might help you. I don't smoke because I need to anymore, just because its something that i enjoy.

So your epic win / Charlie then?

At the tender young age of 17 i would advise against physical contact, look at Susan Boyle, shes 48 and looking FIT

mate that is the sex, don't change it!

Skids and wheelies.

Meh don't worry about it, it feels like a fair few riders come on rides just to watch me fall off in the most obsurd ways possible. You should see how bruised I am from riding for 2 hours on Friday, that wooden pointy rail at civic massivly hurts when you come off at speed.

I was taking the monkey, some people take weights, wellll seriously on here. I don't see the appeal.

Bench 80kg max on my home gym

Doesn't matter about riding level man. I'm a pile of shite

Well my current warm up consists of a couple of tripple shorts, then move onto the core pint drinking, and warm down with a couple more shorts. Just wondering if there were any better techniques people would suggest?

I can do 1 chin up 1 sit up and 1 press up I hate gyms and love cider I frequent daily pint curls. Design a training programme someone?

WTF were up with like the first 5 clips? Can he not bunnyhop?

From ages ago AVID BB7 - Pros * Its pretty cheap to buy * Easy to set up * dont have to ever bother re-bleeding * youll never split a hose and a new hose is a few quid * piss easy to set up * red nobs allow you to set up to personal likes * Dont have to worry about levers * VERY powerfull * reliable * if theres a problem with it its very easy to fix and diognose * i could play with my BB7 and replace bits in my garage with allen keys * could adjust the brake sideways outwards up and down using V-brake spacers Cons * WELL too powerfull for front wheel moves sometimes * Can loose the red caps when knocked on rocks * have been know to break at the calipers * felt very unconfident using it for stopping down hills and genral use - it was really grabby and so it was usually a toss up between face planting on concreate or using your back brake and wasting all the tread and your pads.... usually i found myself really trying not to break at all as the brake was so vicoius it becambe really grabby and uneasy... got good a high speed rolling endos though lol was the only way to stop basically impossible to keep the rear wheel down even under moderate / hard breaking * can be hard to get replacment parts... * the tension clip fell out once and the caliper was rubbing against the rotar for ages before i realised why it was really spongy Hope... (mines a mono mini but basically the same thing) * firstly looks alot more pimp * the bore cap / lever looks alot nicer * has loads of modulation a lot better for front wheel moves you can guage the break a lot easier * hope offers excelent after sale service * a lot nicer lever control and the hydraulic system feels nice! * lever feels a lot more connected to the caliper * doesnt snatch at all nice and smooth running * can buy replacment parts for basically every component * strong probably takes more than an avid??? (not found out) * works well on the back as well as the front Cons * more expensive *hopes service now costs 40 quid * hoses can split * i couldnt fix much of it myself in my garage... have to go to a friends house for help * need to use the right oil ONLY thing i will add from years ago when i wrote this, is hopes sometimes modulate too much on heavier bikes and don't lock at all.

Celebrating the end of my exams, so lets make it a goodun, confirmed guests include Joe Maher and Luke Hopefully Don't know where the meeting place is 11 meet.

Kings on mods are totally pointless, your much better off getting a good FFW and can probably change cranks and frame for the cost of getting your king up and running.

Most of the best boxers have smooth muscles, not overly built defined muslces. Check Ali

Yes but for the love of god why would you want a king on an Onza blade? If price really isn't an issue get a new frame and some parts for that first.

Meet Chalkwell skate park at 12. Moving into S.E

I think you may have just come across as a massive bender. And shes given you nothing but sympathy in return. Think its too late for you to play it cool now man.

Where abouts where you? At his house? Which is pretty near civic centre NOOOOBZZ

Apart from the frame its ace!

They made an awful trials frame, with a saddle that it was impossible to slam / look presentable No not at all, since moving from my trials I'm doing a lot more manifesto, rolling, roll up to gap stuff rather than hop, hop, hop, hop, hop which looks shit, rolling moves look and feel so much more fluid. And if you don't like that don't get a street orientated frame.

Bit of a Cliche set up.

Its a country that nobody in the world knows where it is apart from the people that live there. 25 mins and 1 goal = fail