Joe_Kearney

Another bodge you could do; I doubt it would work but you could use a hacksaw...wait for it... and cut a 'slotted head' screw head in it; then tighten/loosen using an electric screwdriver

It sounds selfish but you always have to think about number one at the end of the day, if you want her; try and get her... simple

There's no doubt that he would have gotten what was coming to him but by doing that you could inadvertedly get a bad reputation for yourself. As said before, just deal with reputable companies/forum members.

You can always come to mine dave, my mum will be there

If what Kris is saying is right shouldn't it be the distance then; it doesn't matter how hight the wheel is when manualling as long as you are balanced over the centre of gravity.

Not quite; as 'poo' was a pun on 'pro', whereas 'shit' sounds nothing like 'bird'

The police won't class it as a high priority incident, donuts will come first; it always appears that they don't care about general public safety. I think it was the best thing to do in terms of aggrivation, it'll just piss them off even more if you go to the bobbies; you did the right thing; just ignore them

Audioslave - Be yourself

Stick a helmet on; get someone to film it for laughs afterwards if you mess up; and just go for it. Have 5 pints of lager for courage too

So then therefore the point in you posting was...? Luke, you're a nice guy; but that was about as funny as cancer

The Bends - Radiohead

I left a chuck key in a drill and turned it on

That was class And another thing; is it me or are chav posts being put up every day? correct ; they are tw*ats, but do we need a post every day reminding us

Have I 'eck, I'll get round to it though although i'm getting used to facing death every time I get on the back wheel; it's rather fun. I'll add you on MSN to save clogging up the forum with your witterings and craziness

I've just stuck it in paint; drew a black rectangle over the word 'trials' and stuck it as my desktop background. Bravo to you sir, great picture

I don't think you can pm newbies can you, I'm going to try now just to make sure Agree with everything else though, especially if I'm the one being the coolest if that's okay with everyone else

I think it was said in Chit Chat a few months ago, "A good sh*g is better than a good drop" Just don't talk about it if you dont think it'll help; i mean seriously; does anybody tell their partner / gf / f**k buddy everything? I don't, infact i don't even think she knows my name

There's a big topic at the top of New Members Chat titled Bike pics. i.e.: here

I know this isn't a trials bike but i've always liked the blue Scott Genius Mountain Bike

Nice bike there; but why don't you use the bike pictures sticky?

What happened when Jesus went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked the f**k out of him. ________________________________________________________________________ After marrying a younger woman, a middle-aged man finds that no matter what he does in the sack, she never achieves orgasm. So he visits his doctor for advice. "Maybe fantasy is the solution," says the doctor. "Why not hire a strapping young man and, while you two are making love, have him wave a towel over you?" The doctor smiles. "Make sure he's totally naked - that way your wife can fantasise her way to a full-blown orgasm." Optimistic, he returns home and hires a handsome young escort. But it's no use: even when the stud stands naked, waving the towel, the wife remains unsatisfied. Perplexed, the man returns to his doctor. "Try reversing it for a while," says the quack. "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." And so he returns home to try again - this time, waving the towel as the same escort pumps away enthusiastically. Soon, the wife has an enormous, screaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel and taps the young man on the shoulder. "You see?" he shouts triumphantly. "That's how you wave a bloody towel."

You could do Warrington, that can be done by changing at crew or I'm sure there's a direct trian that goes from Warrington; I went to Rhyll on the train once, or there's Preston or Manchester in close vicinity

Windows restore doesn't delete personal files so you could try that

He's too short to fit his head would be a couple of feet short, the blade would miss him and he'd be let off because it would be classed as an act from god.