Alan

Home made stretcher/plug ***!! Started as the plastic bit of cotton bud, added a layer or two of electrical tape on each day, now have a 5mm tunnel in one ear, and a homemade stretcher/plug about 4mm in the other

Why are you Bill Cosbey now? haha tattoo looks mint

Well max, poster above yours, had destroyed a few i think, might be why he asked, this may not be spot on information but i know he had some trouble with a couple of profile hubs. Bike look's nice! Alan.

Makes me laugh how so many people have said along the lines of "Why can't you just tell us, probaly spam...... givemelotsofspam@hotmail.com"

Dont get the super soft ones then!

You forgot to mention the Jacuzzi/Hot tub!!!

Try doubling that pogmus!

Please don't hunt me down and ruin my arse. I quite like the frame though.....

Yay an orange t-rex yaayy

I was crossing the road at a proper crossing and there was the green man but i stepped out just as it went off ran across the road and ran into a car that was doing about 35, like hit the wing, ripped wing mirror off done a 720 got up and walked into shop, my legs was f**king killing but i was alright, the shop owner gave me a stool to sit on then the driver came in stuck pen and paper literally under my nose and went name and adress on that so i told him where to go and he waited a while, so i gave it to him just to get him to go, he rang my mum and was like that's £400 worth of damage and my mum went well it was a green man aswell so f**k off and put the phone down, never heard anything since..... You kind of equal really, she might ask for half money or whatever, tell her no, she's got insurance, she can use it!

Theres already a post a picture of your workstation thread.....

Your now sponsered by plain lazy. f**k....

So you found a bike in a bush that had been there a good few years, stripped it down, put all the parts neatly into a toolbox (None of which you will ever use) and the only tools ever known to man are spanners and molegrips? Not a screwdriver, hammer or set of allen keys in sight I think all trials riders would be f**ked without allen keys? I just had a quick look around the house for a tape measure (The only thing that's not supposed to be in the shed) and i found allen keys and pliers in my room. Stanley knife and screwdrivers on my landing window seal and a f**k off huge adjustable spanner on my fire place I think my house is more equipped then your "Workshop" Good effort though...... Ive just had a 2 hours maths exam, probaly explains this post quite well...... [edit] spelling.

Nope, It mean's your a ©unt, like the idea though.

write left handed, Everything else is right. like golf, right foot foward, snooker etc etc..

What's that word people use to describe star tattoo's..... erm...like common...cliche? erm.... help?

Fat Pants is really a really ugly girl.

Frijj went bust....

To which he replies.. "Last i knew it was alive!?" he was just about to

erm, will this do again? PMSL!!! hahaha thats a beaut of a picture! :lol:

[EDIT] and the curiosity of new post's will make you return.

When/If deng dies with he be cremated and have a CNC'd box for his ashes?

What do you have simon, Please tell me, pleeeeease, you must have forgot to put a picture up?

Come on beau, when your ex told you not to show anyone the pictures you took of her you still showed me? How is dengy baby any different? I bet he doesn't even have his boob's out......