Alan

My mum at 6 this morning, when i got in from hospital. Kyle, If 6 blokes circled me surely im not the one starting shit, it was basically, just stand there and wait for a beating, or started throwing punches and get it over with from what ive been told. Ben B, I know, my good looks. haha Let's not have this turned into an argue with danny topic yeah lads?

Well it started like that.... lol

Well at this club i went to, there are two rooms the indie room and the heavy metal room, mates have told me that it was 6 blokes from the heavy metal room, but you dont know what to believe if you havn't seen it for yourself. What i remeber is..... literally and bluntly as this... Being in there Feeling my face getting booted in and stamped on Being outside the club quite far down the road, up a grass bank with a police officer Stumbling down the hill to an ambulance Being sick in the ambulance and giving my details Than nothing til i woke up in hospital 5am today. I did have it tucked in with a cardi over the top, so you couldnt tell it was a vest and not a tshirt. Ive been told from one of my mates... that these 6 blokes circled me, and being drunk i decided f**k this and started smacking one of them to get out from the middle of them, the other 5 started laying into me and thats when i hit the floor, and started getting toed in, my mate started trying to hit them off me and smashed a bulmers bottle over one of their heads then the bouncer came dragged me out along the floor and said "thats my f**king son do you think thats f**king funny" and smashed my face into the steps outside the club, then i started running and thats how i ended up with police officer. Ive always said everyone will end up getting a beaten atleast once in their life, and basically that was mine. I could have swore i had my drink spiked last night.

I hurt.

and 3 times his size

Well no, i was right, i thought about it the way you put it, but the a on the end of META looks like the a on the end of metallica so i counted that as the last letter, so it would have been METallicA Wait no, ben was wrong, I meant metallica not matallic, but you can work out what i meant from that ^^^^ anyway, i think.

The logo looks like its missing ALLIC from it.

My mate rang talk to frank (frank is a scottish woman) and put it on loudspeaker, and said that he was thinking about doing sniff through peer pressure from his friends as they do it regularly and he is always offered it, should he do it and what are the effects? She said along the lines of: Well if you see your friends having a good time on it then why not, it's up to you, if you want to do it, then do t, but don't if you don't want to, some people can get an amazing rush from cocaine, but then others react different..then read all the bad side effects.... but if you feel you want o o them, go ahead. My mate was like oh.. erm... ok then thanks, ill try it on friday.

Actually, Fatty asks, gets turned down. Then watches porn and pictures my face on the bloke, then makes himself think that he's seen me with no top on.

Like FP?

YOUR NOT FUNNY FAT PANTS! Pete Wright jokes are just boring now. Especially when they come from people who wern't even around when he was.

I went through all the weebls pages and yes that is reptar....

Write with my left hand, everything else is right. EDIT: Something that just made me laugh: AHAHAHAHAHA

If i put that in my first post then surely i would know its not the ultimate showdown and its diffinately REPTAR! not godzilla.

Maybe he was just drunk and having a laugh? But if you liked it thats a whole different ball game. Just forget about it, and don't go there again? haha

I won't hold it against you.

Yeah there meal worms, i got it from my mate thats had geckos for years, ahh well, jeromy (the gecko, thats actually a girl haha) hasnt got any holes in her yet.

EmoRock ChavSuck ahahaaa

Someone must know!

If you (not as in you and your missus just as a figure of speach) and your gf feel your both ready.... scrap that ..... LOL If I was with a girl of 15 i would be able to tell if she was really ready, and if she was, then i wouldnt have a problem with it,..... but maybe thats because near enough all the girls i know that are 15 are sluts haha Is your missus a virgin? ( I might have missed it in the first post, but you did say this isnt about you n her)

yes

Right looking for a cartoon/video type thing, like weebls stuff cartoons, and it says in it REPTAR! and shows a picture of reptars head, ive been trying to think of it for 3 days straight and its really starting to annoy me, its a cartoon like The Ultimate Showdown. REPTAR! Help me please people Alan. x

Hello.

got tonight. pink gecko, looking not very pink...

I'm sure he wasn't drunk when he left his house looking like that. lol