Alan

Your mate with the glasses IS gay isn't he. LOL

That would explain it, i don't like marmite.

Didn't like it, bored me. Dissapointed as i liked your others.

HAD A PRETTY CRAP NIGHT FOR DREAMING LAST NIGHT IF IM HONEST, I REMEBER IN ONE BUYING THREE LITRE BOTTLES (f**king caps!) of water for 33p and saying "what a bargain thats 11p each" in a petrol garage. The when i went in my shed this morning i had a memory jog from another dream i had, i have sprayed two random names on my shed window for unknown reasons lol with anti persprent and my mum has told me to wash it off. Well i dreamt last night that i washed it off, then when i went in my shed this morning it was there and i wasl ike whoa! hehe

I may have a post for you in 10 hours.

My firefox doesn't show pictures? And slows everything down the fook!

Video?

I knew as soon as i put fattys are animals it was only a matter of time before you posted haha

I meant something else..... haha

Give a shit? I said mates, meaning the people that know the fatties that know other peopel that know the fattys, and theres like what, 2 people on this forum that know me personally?

Skinny as in slight to over exposure of bone through skin is bad. Curvey as in a curve of fat over there jeans is bad. But curvy as something sexy you can hold onto nicely with a nice rounded arse, see example a few post up is goood. Ive had Fat, Skinny and curvy girls in bed, curvy for the win. Fattys are animals but like, rather not tell you mates about them ones ayy so curvy ***.

Feel sorry for your mum....

Tally Ho!

Well, ive been thinking baout it for a long time, then last night my mate asked me if i wanted to go with him when he got his tongue done, and i decided to go for it this morning and cheers man. Cut a long story short... My dad had a vasectomy, then when he came ill with cancer decided he wanted a child in his memory, had vasectomy reversed (cost over a grand) then passed away when my mum was 6 months pregnant with me.... Wanted a tattoo for him for a couple of years now.

Its more like mouldy cum, but like charel said not if you wash, i use dettol and water mix

mmm glowing

A few hours after i had it done, inside forearm. In memory of...

Me too woop!

Happy birthday dude, FAT PANTS! If you didnt guess! Have a good one, hope you get what you want. Alan xxxx

You've done something wrong lol

oh my god!! New topic!! Wow, this is well good!! Post more pictures yeah!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!? THANKS! ALAN!!!!

Fit spokes!

Well he applied for more and came out with 16 A*'s, so basically, if he can do it, and knew he could, stick that in your pipe and smoke it simon.

Your blonde now? Pic? Last i knew you had dark hair with blonde stripe?

JUGS