A pregnant woman gives birth and afterwards the doctor goes up to her and says "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" She asks for the bad news first and the doctor replies "The baby has ginger hair," "Well what is the good news then?" She asks. "It's dead" says the doctor. What is the difference between true love and herpes? Herpes lasts forever. Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".