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Yeah I think 'fashion' branded watches, such as DKNY, Emporio Armani, Ralph Lauren etc. essentially have the internals produced by ETA Mechanical Watch Movements so all you're paying for is a different style as opposed to a quality movement that you'd find in a TAG or an Omega. It depends what you're looking for.

I feel sick just thinking about that pic of me on Simps stairs.

It's definitely on the cards. Haven't seen you in yonks.

Exactly Jardo, where the f**k are the Essex mandem? f**k it, I'm on leave, I'll come and brass the slut up if you've got somewhere for me to sleep and strongbow.

Sorted! Downloaded the XP Pro from torrent successfully, installed succesfully. It's amazing how a computer can go from taking 5 minutes to get on the internet, to booting up and being on the internet in under a minute. Just with a fresh install of Windows.

f**k it, I was going to reply with something informative but I think it's just best you get some BBQ fluid an set light to the f**kers door. I can't get my head round these f**king spastics that get kicks out of making other peoples lives miserable.

Cheers for the help. I don't think ubuntu would be very practical, mainly because she needs MS Office and I don't think she'd be too keen on learning Open Office. That and she's one of those 'theres no such thing as a different operating system to Windows'. I'm just downloading XP Media Center 2005 from Torrent. See how I'll get on.

What about that car park in Rye-a-napa? haha

I think if you are prepared to rob someone of their posessions you should be prepared for them to put up a fight for it, after all what sort of f**king nutcase is just going to give their belongings away. If you are the person dishing out the beating to the pykey, then I'd suggest you hit him hard enough that he doesn't remember what you look like.

All of the volume licenses that I've got are just the license key stickers on the side of computer towers (a wardrobe full) so I'm not short on licenses which have been paid for. The computer in question that needs re-installing is my sisters families, that has the Media Center license key on the side. She definitely was issued the CD when she bought the computer a few years back, but with a few small kids, it's probably been snapped in half or thrown out. I guess if there's no convenient way of obtaining the disc, then the most practical way of sorting the issue out is to just install Vista with the CD I've got and just use a timer stop crack.

Basically I've got a few licenses of Windows, which have been paid for. i.e I have the little windows license key sticker on a few old computers. The problem is I need to install Windows XP Media Center 2005 on a computer because it is attrociously slow. But the CD is lost. Is there anywhere I can legally down the .iso without waiting 3days for a torrent. Maybe a rapidshare link or something along those lines. I've searched, but all I'm finding is crappy fiddled with Windows OS's that aren't original.

I've got the slim, and the finish is definitely not as nice as the 'classic'. The buttons are nice buttons but still not as gucci as touch buttons. I guess the only real appeal is the price, the size, the quietness and the energy efficiency if you're a hom. Just a tip for anyone wanting to save money. If you buy a pre-owned game from 'GAME' you can prize open the bottom corner of the ps3 case, get a butter knife up and press the clip holding the CD in. Then shake the CD to the bottom of the case and get some tweezers to pull it out the rest of the way. Takes about 5 mins but could save you £30 if you don't like the game and want to return it in the 28 days that GAME give you if the seal is still intact.

Mine was 8 weeks old when it met it's demise.

You can do your Light Aircraft VFR license for about £5,000 if you join the forces. Probably the cheapest you'll find it. I'd just like to make this well known. Pilots are gay. Like seriously massively gay.

International Drinking Rules.... If you are last to do anything then we tend to play the 2 finger rule (drink 2 fingers) Rules straight from facebook. The Top Jobs 1. Mr Chairman - responsible for clarifying existing rules, must be consulted as "Mr Chairman" 2. Mr Weights and Measure - responsible for deciding and enforcing forfeits. Also he can arbitrarily command the immediate consumption of all beverages on the table at any time by calling "Last Orders" 3. The Snitch - responsible for reporting any offences to Mr Chairman 4. The Snitch's Snitch - no explanation needed 5.Thumb Master-if the thumb master places his or her thumb on the edge of the table, all other players must do the same. The last one to do so drink the forfeit and becomes new master 6.Freeze Master-everyone must freeze in the same pose as the freeze master, the loser now becomes the new master. 7.Jive Master-when the jive master does a dance, all other players perform the same dance, the loser becomes the new master 8.Head Master - when they place their head on the table others must follow, last to do so then becomes the new master. 9. Question Master - when the Question Master asks anyone a question, the only appropriate and acceptable response is, "F**K OFF". 10. Grenade Master- Someone shouts "grenade", everyone hits the floor- last person to do so is given a suitable punishment (the peoples choice) 11. Pistols at Dawn Master - This master at any point in the session can point with his makeshift guns to any two drinkers at the table, screaming "PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!". A quick fire standoff ensues, the last person to stand up, shoot their opposition and scream "BANG" dies, and has to neck the rest of his/her drink. The loser then becomes the new Pistols at Dawn Master. (Courtesy of Nick Bowie) (all the above Masters, not including Games Master and Question Master, change after every round, and the loser becomes the new master.Anybody who loses at the said round, must consume a punishment given, by the Chairman and Mr Weights and Measures (Ben Press)) 11. Games Master - In charge of the game that everyone is playing. During these games, these rules MUST BE FOLLOWED: Rules 1. At NO time can you point at anything with your fingers, you could use your elbows or clenched fist, these are popular alternatives 2. Players must always consume beverages with their left hand. When the wrong hand is used, fellow competitors shout "BUFFALO!" to indicate the offence and wait for punishment. alternatively......... "Drinking with the Clock"- players imbibe socially with the minute hand of the clock, and penalties against the minute hand. So, it the minute hand is on the left side of the clock face, social chugging is with the left hand and penalties with the right hand. The opposite occurs when the minute hand is on the right side. Ultimately which rule is followed is chosen by Chairman. 3. Players must "tap out" when leaving the table, by tapping twice on the playing surface. 4. All glasses must be placed a index fingers length away from the edge of the surface of the chosen table. 5. Players must remove "the Little Green Man" from the top of the glass before imbibing, then replace him after. 6. No "hands" may touch their legs. If caught they consume a fine 7. "God Save the Queen" should a penny be dropped into your drink, its owner must shout "God Save the Queen!", and the person who's beverage has the penny in it, must chug it all as quick as humanly possible, to prevent the "Queen" from "drowning". The other persons present must stand, remove any headgear, and sing the national anthem until the "Queen" is saved. 8. At no time can anyone swear or curse, such atrocities will be punished suitably by the Chairman, and Mr Weights and Measures, unless responding to the Question Master, using only the appropriate. 9. The word "drink", is not allowed, suitable alternatives are "consume", "chug" and "imbibe". Punishments are decided by the Chairman, and Mr Weights and Measures. or..... seeing as "drink" is banned, instead of saying: "drink" say jack higgins. "drunk" - jack huggins "drank" - jack haggins (Will Treasure) 10.) "Tactical Chunder" or just generally being sick at the imbibing table is not allowed in any forms! and can receive a serious punishment for the offender.(Samuel Evans) 11.) Double banking is not allowed in a pub or social club. Only one beverage per player, anyone who deems themselves worthy of two or more can down them until one remains as punishment for thinking too highly of themselves! Banking is only allowed in a club (nightclub) as it takes a while to get served. 12.) "Tell 'em" - this is used when observing certain qualities about a total stranger. e.g. "my she has nice tits" or " God he is well fit", if someone is to make such a statement, a fellow participant can say "Tell Her/Him!", at this point, the person who originally made the statement must go over to the "said" person and recount what they have just said. Punishments occur if they refuse, take too long or it is suspected by more than one person that the didnt tell them the truth. (David "Jessy" McAdam) 13.) SPILLAGE EQUALS DOWNAGE - no real explanation needed, if you spill some of your beverage in any way at all, even if you miss your mouth, you down the remainder of your beverage (Ghennet Christine Hess ) or....... "SPILLAGE=SHOEAGE"... simply finishing a pint/beverage if most of it has been spilt all over the table/self is often not enough, a friendly top up or general contribution into the offenders shoe, is fairer to the group who now must play with a wet table! (Rich Jenkin) and.... "Spillage equals lickage": if someone who is careless enough to spill your drink, they must be embarassed and hoover up the spill, no matter where it may be, using no implements to aid in the clean up operation! (Chappers) or.... You spilt it, You snort it!! - spill your drink on any surface and you have to snort it clean, it has to be done, its a punishment in its self, as no-one likes a wet surface! (Alan Kerr) 14.) "FIZZOG" - is where a "shakey face" is performed. Anyone can use this on anyone. e.g. I want "Dave" to perform a "shakey face", so I call "Dave FIZZOG". Now Dave needs to turn to me and shake their face in a violent manner whilst photographic evidence is taken. Now, if "Dave" doesn't perform a good shakey face, they receive suitable punishment. If the Fizzog caller messes up the taking of the picture, then they deserve punishment for being incapable!! see http://coventry.facebook.com/group.php?gid...8901&ref=nf for more details (Jason Molloy) HOLDING COURT I believe that the "drinking game" is a game of honesty. However, arguments will sometimes arise when a grass will inform on a fellow chugger, and out of selfishness the imbiber will argue that the grass is lying. In such a case, Court Sessions must be initiated.Chairman takes the role of Judge, and the other roles (i.e. Prosecution "lawyer", Defence "lawyer", Evidence (witnesses), Jury) are decided by shotgun rules, using whichever witnesses are to hand to strengthen the argument. The Defence then has the opportunity to plead his/her case. The chairman then draws on all the evidence and makes his/her judgement. If the Defendant is found guilty, then a punishment fitting the crimes of the filthy stinking liar should be dealt out. Not guilty means a 2 pint neck for the dirty grass for false accusation Forfeits The Penalty for breaking the rules is the obvious, a hearty swig of your chosen beverage. The usual measure is two digits, but ultimately it is the discretion of Mr Weights and Mesaures upon the final penalty. More severe crimes can incur the finishing of one's beverage, and the purchase of a fresh new one. Falsely accusing a fellow competitor is considered "foul-play" and can often result in a harsh punishment.

Oh no you didn't!

Awesome.

Drive barefoot for a few times an then going back to using shoes feels shit as f**k. Barefoot is so much better it's not even arguable.

Wish I didn't buy my PS3. 8 weeks old, and it's died. Bought it from PC world and they're denying any responsibility for sorting the problem out even after telling them the terms on contract in the Sales of Goods Act. Trying to explain anything to some one in customer service is like teaching a paraplegic football.

Enter a raft race, with a raft made of pringles. Get in the newspaper as you sink miserably and litter a river with 80 cans of pringles that you'll refuse to clear up.

I had that exact problem happen to me before, purely because I overclocked it and I assume it overheated.

I have been praying every day since that photo of FP was taken, that it would find its way back onto TF. Good work gents!

My forearms are in agony, I can't clench my fist from climbing Saturday. Anybody that's done bouldering at the Peak District is there a wide variety?

Shotgun the first fight with iCharlie.

Formula 1 tires....