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It's in the top 10 uncoolest sports going. edit: thats official by the way, look it up.

I've set one off multiple times because of speeding towards it, there's no dashes on the road on my side so I've never been fined. They need the white dashes on the road otherwise it's pointless them trying to fine you, you could just say there was a possibility the camera was calibrated incorrectly.

I love smacking kids. I love smacking other peoples kids the most.

The seafront has the fountains, if you head towards the old town you can ride around the crazy golf and right down the end of the seafront in the old town theres abit of riding around rock'n'ore and the stade.

Are you joining as a PTI?

There I am expecting to actually see a tricycle. What a disappointment.

i stab people with my sharp pointy meaty weapon also known as my cock.

I can't believe you have that pic as your avatar.

The full length one better have sex and some naked pics of kev getting teabagged.

They weren't even skid ridden, she just shat herself while I was sexing her, by the way does anyone know for sure whose whiper blades on there van me an Fish stuck those skanky wench pants on?

PLAAAAAYER!!!! bluetooth spud me.

Darren in H town, bloody hell. Where's the band of merry men? aka Spode an Rob.

you just proved it.

Legally I think it's called stealing. Don't quote me on that though.

Get one of your mates to video it on a mobile, then show the police and have major LOL's as he gets sentenced, f**king violent idiots.

I'd like to think that if I lost my wallet with all my ID's in then there was some integrity left in humanity an it'd get handed in, which is why I'd hand in anything that didn't belong to me. Including any money, it's not mine. Don't forget if you've got at least a name on a bankcard in your wallet there's no reason it wont find your way back to you if it gets handed in to a po po station.

If anyone notices a 4 man naked gangf**k in the middle of the street, it will not be myself, fish, kev and simps. You all have my word on that.

I f**king hope he lends me one. I'd even let him off the inner tube he owes me haha. Anyone got his number? Simps was gona txt me it but I think he was mid shag when I called.

If anyone has actually got £250 to spend on a car, then man up an get few more slips and buy my Astra Van for £300. Cos I really don't need it anymore. Off the top of my head, 170k miles with a recent rebuild, few months left on MOT, 2 new tyres, carpeted out in rear, panasonic headunit and it's a mk3. I should really put this in For Sale but I'm a gay.

has Fat Pants got a spare BMX?

Has anyone got a spare bike for me? Anything that'll make me look cool I.e bmx not a tricycle, I don't have anything an I want to come straight from base. Please guys x

Yeah they'll tell you right after the test, everyone will go into the waiting room an they'll call you in separately to tell each of you your score, and to show you if your score is high enough for the trade you want to do. Just practice as much as you can, adding decimals together, adding fractions together, basic electrical circuit diagram, memory tests. You'll do fine, it is a piece of piss to be fair.

Use the practice test they give you and don't worry. You can expect the same sort of questions in the real thing, just different numbers etc.

Americans speak English, ergo it's an English word.

Fuel pumps done the dirty on you? I mean the best person to be asking is obviously the mechanic, he can touch all in your tight holes. Good luck fella.