JD™ Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 3 litres in an hour.CAUTION: ENTERING HENDRIX TERRITORY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Haha that is qualitayy.I was a bit worried the other day. Mate left town at half 2, seemed pretty drunk but we didn't even know he was gone. He only had a fiver in his wallet 'cus I checked, and looked after his phone. He was then seen at about half 4 outside his house (by his sister) putting something up to his ear, obviously his phone, he said he remember dialling a number, it ringing, then he hung up and put it back in his pocket as there was no answer. I had his phone in my pocket the whole night haha. He woke up shaking, with £25 in his wallet, blood down his arm, a cut hand, and blood on his shoes. He remembers nothing. God knows what happened to him for the 2 hours...At least he didn't have a sore arse =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I drank 6 litres of Lambrini once, and that was only to water down the 2 litres of vodka I had drank 5 minutes before. I then ran 12 miles to a massive warehouse rave where I was the events 'tog, then ended up shagging 3 super models in under 5 hours. The rest of the girls were Japanese students.I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 I drank 6 litres of Lambrini once, and that was only to water down the 2 litres of vodka I had drank 5 minutes before. I then ran 12 miles to a massive warehouse rave where I was the events 'tog, then ended up shagging 3 super models in under 5 hours. The rest of the girls were Japanese students.I win?Anyone who drinks Lambrini loses, end of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 It was 6kg of cocaine really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Most supermarkets seem to do their own-brand "Portuguese Rosé" which is dirt cheap at about £2.50 a bottle, and therefore good. I think my expert opinion may have arrived too late though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_malcolm Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Cheers guys the wine went well, but i ended up impressing her best friend more then her.....oh well a bit of tail is a bit of tail at the end of the day.good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Powell Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Rosé is for slappers. Real women drink pints.lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Although lets not get carried away... If you drink wine, you're still gay as owt.Student nights out, if your feeling too classy for the white cider, then your into own brand wine, 2 bottle for sub £5 and you will be rather tipsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 jack rabbit rose is good, we sell a few crates of it every week in my local (little village pub so it's prety good to sell that many) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I drank 6 litres of Lambrini once, and that was only to water down the 2 litres of vodka I had drank 5 minutes before. I then ran 12 miles to a massive warehouse rave where I was the events 'tog, then ended up shagging 3 super models in under 5 hours. The rest of the girls were Japanese students.I win?That sounds like Glen, alot. The latter, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I fell asleep in my clothes once after a long night/morning of wine consumption. What makes it funnier is that I apparently tried to shower with them on too.I don't remember spilling any coffee on myself, but there's really no telling what kind of trouble I got into before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 That sounds like Glen, alot. The latter, not so much.That was it's intention, just a little hint though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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