Ash-Kennard Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 shag a teacher if you can. doesnt matter which one aslong as they have a fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 You should do as follows . * Egg the head teacher with rotten egg's. * Wet the floors for slipiness. * Let of lot's of stink bombs around school . * Smuggle fireworks into school and light them on the playing field. * Smack the hell of all those people who have treated you like crap for the last 5 years. * Spray fart spray in people's faces.I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark here at the fact you haven't left school yourself yet, as the calibre of those suggestions is probably even below a school kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 "Hot summer" two raw eggs in my locker, double cream wiped on the inside of the locker, then poke holes in the eggs for the "essence" to leak in to the hot science corridor. Leave half the key in the locker so it cant be opened. It's called "hot summer" because that is what is needed for it to work . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 It's called 'Hot Summer' cos that's the shittest, most uninventive muck up day prank ever invented. So you gave it a fittingly cheesy and uninventive name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 sorry Max, but thats what i wanted to do in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 (edited) Sounds shit also, don't they have records of who each locker belongs to? Edited June 28, 2009 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 "Hot summer" two raw eggs in my locker, double cream wiped on the inside of the locker, then poke holes in the eggs for the "essence" to leak in to the hot science corridor. Leave half the key in the locker so it cant be opened. It's called "hot summer" because that is what is needed for it to work .And all you need to get rid of it is a bucket of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Get some mackerel and camembert, if you want to make a smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I've left school, and no they dont have me on there records for the locker, I changed locker and never payed for it just got given the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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