sam Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 If i got £1 for everytime someone has said to me "Where is your seat" i would be a millionaire!. Or the funny guy that says "Hey mate you lost your seat", it was funny to start with but now it gets on me wick. My usual answer is "i cannot afford it or i'm still paying for that bit" what is your reaction to these people? The sport is becoming more and more popular these days so do you think it will ever be a thing of the past being asked where is the seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 "S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking rickyb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) My one is to act really surprised and act like it has been stolen... then they realize there is no hole, glare at me then walk off. When you are riding along you always hear people talking to their families or whatever saying " why have those BMX's got no saddles?" I find it quite funny really. Edited January 18, 2006 by Jaffacakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialbiking Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 i usually say the gypo's robbed it, or your mums borrowed it cause she lost her dildo, it takes them a while to figure it out, but it pisses them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luccosleeps Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 i dont get that because i do actually have a proper seat, like a proper bike should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshywa Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 it shrank in the rain so much you cant see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayneone Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 (edited) People rarely say "wheres you seat" but i allways get the looks. But there was this one time(at band camp) that someone said wheres you seat? it so happens that my mini seat had fell out i had to go look for it!i dont get that because i do actually have a proper seat, like a proper bike should Whys your seat so low down? Edited January 18, 2006 by wayneone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Haha, i just say "cause i aint" they usualy say why but we just ride off really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I don't really get weres your seat it's allways "do a wheelie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I have a few answers:1)Act like they stole it and have a fat go at them and tell them you'll call the police.2)Tell them your gay and you love metal poles up your arse. 3)Act real supprised.4)Cant afford one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I don't really get weres your seat it's allways "do a wheelie" Yeah i get that alot too, i usualy just do one as it amazes the common chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-modd-1 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 LOL well whilst in london some chavs said to my freind does your bike like you and thats why you can do that blad and for the seat thing i jus say i dont no sory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 chavs cant ask me any more ive got this seat pad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 bet thats comfy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 better than a metal pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 but not as errotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 chavs cant ask me any more ive got this seat padIt just looks like a piece of wetsuit material cut up . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 i dont stick my cock down the hole lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ha what a cool topic, anyways my favorite is " me mum sed im not allowed one" lol. Keep them coming im finding this topic pritty good actually.Dan ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 "Up my arse!!" or " you stole it you theiving b*****d, give it back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i usually go with the original, say nothing and walk away shaking my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Anyone actuly thought of telling these people the truth? So we trials riders don't come off as complete and total assholes?If someone asked why hasn't that bike got a seat, i tell them the reason, if someone makes a 'smart-ass comment' i just laugh with them. Even if it is a chav, no need to hurl abuse at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikey23 Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 i just say that "the Koxx who made my bike, ripped me off and didn't give me a seat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Yeah we have told them the truth on many occasion but now we get it so much we have given up.Yesterday these 3 chavs stopped us and said "did your bikes used to have seats?" so my mate turned round and said "yeah my dad took a wicked ass chainsaw to it then his mate smoothed it off with sandpaper"Anyways these chavs were like oh right safe etc etc.Best blag ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlynnP Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 "S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking rickybMy one is to act really surprised and act like it has been stolen... then they realize there is no hole, glare at me then walk off. When you are riding along you always hear people talking to their families or whatever saying " why have those BMX's got no saddles?" I find it quite funny really. thats my general rply just act as if u have lost it or its been stolen and ride off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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