Krisboats Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Kris does look like a big happy kind person when acctually he has a fanny.[attachmentid=5123] get it right! I dont like to call it a fanny though... boumsong love slot is much more appropriate I personally think the term "axe-wound" is funny as hell as well I am a wee bit drunk though... damn bottle of sambuca Anyways, nite t-f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted June 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 The lord has spoken...(here's the ON topic bit, Chav hate!)(job done)now hands off *tapes available** i was joking** the only thing kris has that i ride is big and red * Hahaha,I love you too hornythong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennnn Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Could someone please post a picture of a chav? I am still so confused by this term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) Right you ready.Me, mr_ailsbury, and two other mates went on our local ride. We get to our first spot where we always ride first. mr_ailsbury was filming me do a sidehop when 2 chavs and 5 chavets come over to us. The chavs asked for a go of my mates bikes and for some reason my two mates let them have a go.So fair enough they had a little ride round and just went around the corner on them and came back, very unusual i no. So then they handed the bikes back over and one of the chavs walked over two mr_ailsbury who was still filming me do a sidehop and the chav said "whats that your holding" .I was dying laugh but i wasnt up for getting stabbed to be honest and then he snatched the camera off mr_ailsbury and they literally pushed my two mates of there bikes and both of them jumped on one each also with mr_ailsbury's camera. They then darted off round the corner we chased after them but by the time we got round the corner we could not see them and there was 4 different routes they could of gone so it was a bit of a no win situation.Still no luck finding the bikes either, f**king £2000 down the drain, but my two mates are now back up and riding again, new bikes.Also heres a picture of a chav:Cheers ! Edited June 5, 2006 by profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickycoleman Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 saw some half naked chavs today thinking they were the shit when i've seen more meat on a veggie burger.Second that, They seem to think they have 6 pacs , but its just were they havent eaten properly.Could someone please post a picture of a chav? I am still so confused by this term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 They remind me of mear cats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom tom Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 They remind me of mear cats...hahahaha and that other picture is not correct, they dont have there trousers tucked into there socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 hate the shits,live in wrexham i get so much shit off them its unreal and for no reason e.g today riding past a house banging on the window shouting oi you, i was like ignore em one comes out and the other shouting bang him out.c**tsif you could get away with murder i really would... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) I remember seeing that pic in Ride BMX magazine or something. But check the guy third from the left, look at his mouth! I've not had too much trouble though to be honest, a few incidents but not regularly or anything an considering i ride right around the town centre/shopping centre bit that seems unusual.An don't say i just jinxed myself cos i just touched wood aswell... Edited June 5, 2006 by rad2themax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 they look rather sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 All you need to knowFat-pieDevo I used to get bothered by them but now i am bigger than all of them so they don't dare.Although when i went to liverpool the only place i didn't see chavs was in the K house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 NED = Non educated delinquent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 i really wish they wouldn't walk around shirtless ALL THE TIME, fair enough in the park or something but at bustops and in shops imo is really rude.I don't wanna look at some sweaty fat guy's man boobs, or beer gut, or some skinny runts ribcage while i'm out shopping or just enjoying the sun.It's not even that hot either.I even saw some today with their tshirts hanging out of their trousers as well a having a jumper tied around their waist, why bring a jumper out if it's too hot for even a t-shirt?Ahh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 haha, i saw a chav at train station today exactly the same, he was acrring his t shirt and had a jumper over his shoulder and coat tied round his waistfrom a distance he looked hard a fook, no shit, till he stood next to me and was about 5 foot 5then he looked a complete twat with his carier bag of fosters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 i live in the netherlands and we don't got chavs here, but we do have alot of wangsters and wiggers.this is a pic of some people in the city where i live: http://home.wanadoo.nl/arjen-fabienne/straat_pics.htm90% of the people in my city are like this (and the guys on the pics arent even that bad).and all the music channels are all wangsterized aswell.heres an example of what kind of music is on the tv and radio the whole day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYggJLYjP0&search=rampenereni know you guys can't understand it but just look at the guys in the clip and look how cool they think they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Looks like a gayboy 'Oh look at my slicked back hair, i look cool' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 In my english language exam and behind me were alot of "NED's" and they wouldn't stop making stupid noices and talking! We kept getting told if we are found talking we would be kicked out but they just told them to be quiet and one of there phones went of but didn't do anything :@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) i live in the netherlands and we don't got chavs here, but we do have alot of wangsters and wiggers.this is a pic of some people in the city where i live: http://home.wanadoo.nl/arjen-fabienne/straat_pics.htm90% of the people in my city are like this (and the guys on the pics arent even that bad).and all the music channels are all wangsterized aswell.heres an example of what kind of music is on the tv and radio the whole day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYggJLYjP0&search=rampenereni know you guys can't understand it but just look at the guys in the clip and look how cool they think they are.Do the rest of them wear girls coats too?zoo baby! Edited June 6, 2006 by zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Do the rest of them wear girls coats too?zoo baby!yep they do loland they always wear a baseball cap under their girl coat cap thingy, for some reason they think its cool.like this: http://photos.sauliaus.info/gangsta.jpgcouldnt find one with a girl coat though, but you geat the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Do the rest of them wear girls coats too?zoo baby!yep they do loland they always wear a baseball cap under their girl coat cap thingy, for some reason they think its cool.like this: http://photos.sauliaus.info/gangsta.jpgcouldnt find one with a girl coat though, but you geat the ideaThey just look like gay chavs lol. If any of them started you, they look like the type of person to get hit and have their jaw broke and run home crying, they don't even look rough! Perhaps us stokies should get down huh dave? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Yeah...they would walk up to us and say 'excuse me mate..can i have your bike?...oh my god i'm sorry i know it was terrible i shouldn't of said it' *runs off* And he wouldn't of looked hard on that picture unless he was smoking,he looks f*cking loads harder with that baseball bat shaped thing sticking out of his mouth,i keep my head down really so i don't get any trouble,i know most of them round here and i normally just get told that i'm 'sick' on my bike.zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Boy Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 (edited) Some chavs nicked our football today thinking they were all hard, obviously up for a fight. Anyway there was about 20 of us and about 5 of them, i ran over to get it back with a couple of mates and this little fat one came up to me and said "Wtf do you think you doing" and tried to strangle me i was about to swing at him but i saw some older chavs (About 18) running over so i just stood there and laughted at him then his mate came over and rugby tackled him and started punching him and stuff, then my mate just got the ball back. I think its funny watching chavs thinking there all it and stuff, to be honest, i think they should get a life instead of smoking weed and nicking things. Edited June 6, 2006 by Trials Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyw Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Chav's are uncool.We should throw every chav in britain in the middle of (well middle of nowere) american route 66 and we should all spy on them like they do on animal's on the discovery channel. "As the male chav aprroches the femal chavette it seek's attention for food and water to use to breed it's younger chavs for survival ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 "As the male chav aprroches the femal chavette it seek's attention for food and water to use to breed it's younger chavs for survival ". Hilarious, I'm sure Anyway, some chav comes upto me the oher night, and asks for a go on my bike, I sorta know him, don't like him, but he knows my name ect, and hes about 4 foot tall I'm 6'4" so didnt think much of his threats. I wasnt worried about him, I was worried about his mate stood behind him at about 6 ft and built to f**k. Anyway, he starts shouting stuff and offers me out, so I just stand there and laugh(I did actually think he was joking).Turns out he was'nt, and when he walks off, comes back and starts squaring upto me."Nxt tme I'll Fckin Nik you bike dicked"I know its not much, and he was probably going to nick it anyway, But why the f**k should I pay over £1000 for a bike, to lend it out like the village prossi. I dont ask to wear his 'ShoKz!!1!'? so what f**king right does he think he has to try and smack me when I refuse him a go, on MY property, Faggot. Just really annoyed me.So did this, Cus I'm gay now (anyone know the point in writing shizzle like this?)[attachmentid=5166]Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 There was this chavy black kid that used to wander the ghetto of Spalding a while ago then I didnt see him around for a few weeks...Found out the other week he's dead, crashed a stolen motorbikeHe really did desverve it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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