JohnBanks Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Hello.I thought that i would start a descution about the most wierd thing that has happened to your bike or you. It could be enything from your wheel falling of while you are riding to a old granny steeling your bike.chars John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 An old granny steeled my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 I got raped last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 I grew a tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 puberty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Shaved my bum while doing a gap to a rail to backflip to frontflip to manual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Once i thought i saw a new member posting something usefull and relevant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Shaved my bum while doing a gap to a rail to backflip to frontflip to manual hahaha!Would take you longer than that to shave that lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 My cock shrunk to the size of a horse's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 (edited) My cock shrunk to the size of a horse's And my a-hole grew to the size of a sewage pipe thanks to my new drilldo from iolo... Edited June 18, 2006 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunn_bmixx Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 torn my trousers all the way off so they looked like some weird cow boy trousers! and the odd accidental backflip.thanksrather pointless though!ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 And his a-hole grew to the size of a sewage pipe thanks to his new drilldo from iolo...Love you really joe You better had do you little scrotum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 my brake pads fell out yesterday whilst doing xc cos the pin had been shook out.a few months back i was out on a road ride and my bars started moving and they got looser and looser until they were rattling around, i had to ride with one had holding them in the stem about 10 miles from home.a commun bummer is the old puncture though or chain snappage. always happens when you dont have the tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomHero Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Hello.I thought that i would start a descution about the most wierd thing that has happened to your bike or you. It could be enything from your wheel falling of while you are riding to a old granny steeling your bike.chars John. Is that supposed to be 'Wired' or 'Weird' im guessing its wired but i could be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Once i thought i saw a new member posting something usefull and relevant... lol f**king legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Once i thought i saw a new member posting something usefull and relevant... why cant you just reply to the topic.. insted of making smart arsed comments? it not like you were never a pre member! cya down the park on you new bike john ryan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Wasn't exactly 'weird' but it was funny, and all I can think of...I got my jeans caught in he chain, slowly rolled to a stop, and fell over. Was well good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 oh and john by the way... the weirdest thing that has happend to me is, when we were riding at the park and u wanted a "play fight" so i grapped you and chucked you on the floor and the sat on you, so you BIT! MY ARSE! as hard as you can!! priceless lol ryan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 "In" jokes are great "Adam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtbjosh Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) on the way to the LBS, i rode under a ladder and before i actually got to the shop i crossed the road hurridly, didnt straighten up and i got raped by a big ass brick sticking out of the wall, leaving me with a 3inch long, 1inch wide and straight to the bone hole in my forearm. rave on seriously, 3rides out of the many that i have last had, somebody has said, i hope we dont get a puncture because we havnt got any tools, and i go and get a snake bit every F**king time.AND the other week, cruising in the car on a horrible stormy day, dale - 'you better not crash the bloody car adam and kill us, we have GCSE's in 1 week'josh(me) 'well done dale but a jinx on the night' ***20 minutes later adam doing a handbrake turn ona desolate carpark in the pissing down rain*** he crashed it into a wall,(nearly a right off) how great is that, i think i am a curse. Edited June 21, 2006 by mtbjosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 (edited) on the way to the LBS, i rode under a ladder and before i actually got to the shop i crossed the road hurridly, didnt straighten up and i got raped by a big ass brick sticking out of the wall, leaving me with a 3inch long, 1inch wide and straight to the bone hole in my forearm. rave on seriously, 3rides out of the many that i have last had, somebody has said, i hope we dont get a puncture because we havnt got any tools, and i go and get a snake bit every F**king time.AND the other week, cruising in the car on a horrible stormy day, dale - 'you better not crash the bloody car adam and kill us, we have GCSE's in 1 week'josh(me) 'well done dale but a jinx on the night' ***20 minutes later adam doing a handbrake turn ona desolate carpark in the pissing down rain*** he crashed it into a wall,(nearly a right off) how great is that, i think i am a curse.You're not a curse your "friend" is a complete knob end who can't drive by the sounds of it. Edited June 21, 2006 by Dr Greenthumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 When you say 'we' have GCSE's, are you reffering to the driver.Indicating a bit of underage driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 When you say 'we' have GCSE's, are you reffering to the driver.Indicating a bit of underage driving. A very good point ... sounds Very suspisious LMAO ryan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtbjosh Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 haha nope no underage driving here, i meant me and dale had GCSE's not adam, hes a year older, just to clear that up, were not as twatish as you may think, well... we like to be anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I had a dodgy indian the previous night an got anal seepage over my bike, luckily it was well sticky.... like tar, so all was not lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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