beigemaster Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 :$I guesse im old then After my 4th wank of the day i have to turn to the pills to get an erection Do you not have a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Do you not have a job?it is his job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I know I'm getting on. I chose a sensible car with reasonable mileage and a good safety record over something fast as heck with 120,000 miles on it. I just used the expression 'fast as heck'. When the 'music' on Radio 1 just turned into noise, I tried Radio 2 and really quite liked it. I pay into a pension scheme. House prices worry me. People younger than me are now pop stars, Formula 1 drivers and 'celebrities'. I don't understand why 90% of people are 'celebrities' these days. I don't think the clothes in Next and River Island are cool or fashionable, they're just showing off, but the clothes in M&S are becoming increasingly appealing. I think how good it was when coke was 25p a can. I'm seeing fashions come around from when I was young to being cool again. I remember a time before the internet, reality TV, mobile phones, mountain bikes, and the two martins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 when you replace your driving license with a bus pass and when you buy a tesco's bag for life cos all old people have thoseJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) I know I'm getting on. I chose a sensible car with reasonable mileage and a good safety record over something fast as heck with 120,000 miles on it. I just used the expression 'fast as heck'. When the 'music' on Radio 1 just turned into noise, I tried Radio 2 and really quite liked it. I pay into a pension scheme. House prices worry me. People younger than me are now pop stars, Formula 1 drivers and 'celebrities'. I don't understand why 90% of people are 'celebrities' these days. I don't think the clothes in Next and River Island are cool or fashionable, they're just showing off, but the clothes in M&S are becoming increasingly appealing. I think how good it was when coke was 25p a can. I'm seeing fashions come around from when I was young to being cool again. I remember a time before the internet, reality TV, mobile phones, mountain bikes, and the two martins.shit .. i was feeling quite good till you posted that Edited November 6, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) Also when you can't get up as easily (both ways).It's easier to wank lying down anyway ... You don't find word like fart or boobie funny anymore well poopipe might Edited November 6, 2006 by ogre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I know I'm getting on. I chose a sensible car with reasonable mileage and a good safety record over something fast as heck with 120,000 miles on it. I just used the expression 'fast as heck'. When the 'music' on Radio 1 just turned into noise, I tried Radio 2 and really quite liked it. I pay into a pension scheme. House prices worry me. People younger than me are now pop stars, Formula 1 drivers and 'celebrities'. I don't understand why 90% of people are 'celebrities' these days. I don't think the clothes in Next and River Island are cool or fashionable, they're just showing off, but the clothes in M&S are becoming increasingly appealing. I think how good it was when coke was 25p a can. I'm seeing fashions come around from when I was young to being cool again. I remember a time before the internet, reality TV, mobile phones, mountain bikes, and the two martins. Remember the big coke cans?? were the size of a beer can, they were acei must have been about 7 then haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Remember the big coke cans?? Yeah! The 500ml ones! It was like being allowed a kingsize mars bar when you're young. Was great.Then the bottles came along, and our lives changed.Try it with a can of Relentless now, it's still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 oooo, who else remembers real ring-pulls ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 oooo, who else remembers real ring-pulls ?Especially ones where you could win a prize, or collect for gifts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Especially ones where you could win a prize, or collect for gifts?bugger me..we're proper oldit gets worse though...anybody else have one of those orange and black games consoles with pong (and nothing else) on ? - the name escapes me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I know I'm getting on. I chose a sensible car with reasonable mileage and a good safety record over something fast as heck with 120,000 miles on it. I just used the expression 'fast as heck'. When the 'music' on Radio 1 just turned into noise, I tried Radio 2 and really quite liked it. I pay into a pension scheme. House prices worry me. People younger than me are now pop stars, Formula 1 drivers and 'celebrities'. I don't understand why 90% of people are 'celebrities' these days. I don't think the clothes in Next and River Island are cool or fashionable, they're just showing off, but the clothes in M&S are becoming increasingly appealing. I think how good it was when coke was 25p a can. I'm seeing fashions come around from when I was young to being cool again. I remember a time before the internet, reality TV, mobile phones, mountain bikes, and the two martins.How f**king old are you? I got one, you tell yourself to get down from that wall you're about to sidehop off, and tell yourself to be careful, progressing to hitting yourself with your walking stick, then swapping your steed for one of those pull along baskets on wheels things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 anybody else have one of those orange and black games consoles with pong (and nothing else) on ? - the name escapes me nowMy Dad made one from a kit, but it had half a dozen different games on I think. Being orange doesn't narrow it down much, I think everything was some shade of orange or brown in the late 70s/early 80s. Just look at your toddler photos poopipe How f**king old are you? Oi! Bloody young people with their house music and their drugs and their funny trousers. Some national service would do you all good! You couldn't say things like f**k in my day! Would have made Vera Lynn faint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) You know you're old when you post things like:Oi! Bloody young people with their house music and their drugs and their funny trousers. Some national service would do you all good! You couldn't say things like f**k in my day! Would have made Vera Lynn faint! :P Edited November 6, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 How f**king old are you? I got one, you tell yourself to get down from that wall you're about to sidehop off, and tell yourself to be careful, progressing to hitting yourself with your walking stick, then swapping your steed for one of those pull along baskets on wheels things. stunning and. old enough to be your dad you cheeky little monkeyill have to google for the console - you're right, everything was orange.ok - black and white television and the days before channel 4 anyone ?i'm running out of years now- is this a good or a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 oooo, who else remembers real ring-pulls ?Sigh` No more sticking them in the can and choking to death. Or snapping them in half and firing the ring bit...... how the years go by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) How old are you oldies anyway, i reckon poopipes about 40 something (just found on bike pics thread after looking at this thread)POOPIPE: WOW, thats acutally changed how i see poopipe, i thought he was a somewhat ape like figure from his avatar on here, you're actually quite buff thats a joke before you start pedo-gaying me up.You dont look that old, maybe 25 or something? Edited November 6, 2006 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 You know you're old when you post this:Bring back national service to remind everyone that we're on the same side. I'd do my year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 (edited) You know you're old when you post this: Haha.It's the truth I tell you. Back in my day there was none of this terrorism mumbo jumbo. I blame electricity. Edited November 6, 2006 by Extreme_biker0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 You switch from Lager to bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 You switch from Lager to bitterI did that but i've switched back to lager cos bitter gave me poo problems (another sign of getting old ?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medwaytrials Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 When you start wearing a vest and have 50 pairs of the same trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Naming your bike (medwaytrials) , she's your only companion now that you're old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 (edited) t.v's you have to tune in with a dial?haha i had one of those off my uncle when i was 4. Edited November 7, 2006 by mat hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 t.v's you have to tune in with a dial?haha i had one of those off my uncle when i was 4.IVE GOT ONE OF THEM!!1! It's black and white and about 20 years old, i'm only 15 though so i'm not old yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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