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Where on earth did that "h" come from... :$ I wish I had invisible edit powers.

I shall join this d wagon, and say purley because while my spelling is very mediocre (no doubt I spelt somthing within these sentences wrong) its not quite as poor as yours, Nicholas.

Just the one ticket?

Queerly.....

Wasnt Matts like £80, then he weighed it in for £120 after shafting it?

, mike.

JT; Woman from aprentice, toad, snake? WTFFFFFF? Ferrets are indeed incredibly cool, actually went to someones house who had them as pets the other day, was mental.

I often go down through the gears, because i use the engine braking to slow myself aswell as my (fairly poor) brakes. I also wear a hat sometimes, also a wooly number with some tassles.

1)People who come up behind you, normally in exec. cars (mercs. audi s3,4,5s, disco 3s etc.) on a dual carridgeway when you are doing like 80 odd 70, and get right up your ass and flash gesture etc. Someone did it to me the other day, I eventually let him passed and he went straight into the slow lane and then into a services station. (maybe he really needed to get the broom handle out of his anus that was causing him to be such a stuck up wanker?) 2)The 40mph folk, I dont mind people towing etc. but old people who wont exceed that. 3)The old bloke the other day who had a go at me because i had parked "too close to a disabled spaces line" when i was clealy within my lines, not to mention there were 2 more totally empty disabled spaces free, AND he wasnt even disabled, unless being an old wanker is now classed as a disability? Who knows.

I assume you went to itunes, then "file" show duplicate songs, allow it to show duplicates, then select them all, and delete.

Theres a pre members fat pants?

Awsome, that fixed my problem...

Say whaaa? Glens a full member.....

My own opinion, religion is for people who arent strong enough to face things on there own, they need the feeling of security that theres a giant dude stood watching them (and 6 billion onther people) simultaniously (with his 6 billion eyes?) Im an atheist, alwas have been, always will be. I was at a funeral the other day and realised it would have been a far easier experience to take had I belived in god, what with the bloke stood at the front talking about spending eternity with god, and that my grandfather would forever look down upon us until we were re-united. Sorry, but even that doesnt make me belive, once your gone. Your gone, again afterlife is just for people to scared to accept you dont go on forever in anyway. Evolution is pretty much an entirely proven, and entirely solid theory (fact?) and the big bang again is pretty much deffinatly somthing that happened, rather than this giant bloke, floating in space with a tape measure, sculpting magic mud into a planet.... Why havent you seen another big bang? Because the conditions for it to happen, pretty much never happen (my understanding anyway?) we were just lucky as hell. There probably have been many of them, in other galaxies... Sorry but IMO religion is utter bollocks.

I assume theyd like to know if it works? Im dubious of this whole massivly advanced thing.

Beer bottles, like proper beers, bitters and ales. Just because they tend to be in decent sized and proper bottles. Although I do have a tiger bottle and a baileys bottle in there.

Plus one.

Wow, day after my birthday, heres to hoping Il still be awake at 8...

If its a quote off here, you can click "reply" copy the text that comes up in your reply, then just go back and dont post it, then paste into your sig.

That was going to be my guess!