Davey

Yeah, I've had a few dreams where I know it's a dream so I kinda go nuts and just do whatever I fancy.... literally When I was young and I had nightmares I used to be able to wake up if I wanted to, I'd know it wasn't real and that I could escape so I'd close my eyes in the dream and it'd all go away and I'd wake up. But I dont have nightmares any more, all my dreams are pretty cool these days, driving fast cars and fooling around with girls and stuff, my mind is very simple like that Davey

Haha, glad you like it. I'm not sure where you get the idea that I'm confused or sexually frustrated though, lol. I know exactly what I like and where to get it, and I do get it every night if not a few times a night on occasion, which is plenty for me. Hence I'm a fairly happy chappy! Davey

If it's 1st class recorded then the sender should have been supplied with a tracking number. You can track your item via Royal Mails website using this number, although it is sometimes a bit vague and yuo may find it says something like it's at the depot (it will tell you which one though). But if worst comes to worst you can call them up with the tracking number and find out what's happening with it! Royal Mail can still lose recorded items though, trust me I work in direct mail, they are a nightmare! Davey

Haha, well if you said "Is it weird to have a foot fetish" then maybe, although it's pretty tame as fetishes go, but as you only think you may have a slight foot fetish I'd say that's probably ok! I have a fetish for those dimples above a girls are, I could quite easilly bash one out just looking at them alone! Davey

That's a tough one. I have a thing about religion, I dunno it just seems like an excuse to be different and causes more problems than it solves. If people have true faith then that is one thing and it can be really positive and life afirming for some people, but if they use it to take a moral high ground or empose upon others, even their own family, then it's going to far for me. You can't force a person to have faith, if someone doesn't belive in something then it's not like you can just say "Yes you do, now be a christian" because it rally doesn't work like that! I'd just explain how you feel to be honest, I dunno what variety of christian these people you're telling are but unless they are extreme in any way they should repsect your decision, if only because the bible teaches tollerance of others... so I'm led to believe. It's not a book I've ever felt compelled to read! Davey

Oh........ right yeah, erm, them too Davey

Haha, who says a girl only just over the age of consent who still has to wear a uniform can't get you off? I know different Davey PS: Orgasm without ejaculation....... I've done that a few times when goin bareback to prevent miniature Daveys, and the resulting nut ache is literally cripplin, can hardly walk it hurts that bad!

Pictures in sigs on ALL other forums I've seen look absolutely wank. It just makes it look too busy, if you're reading a thread it goes like a conversation, it should flow from post to post just like a conversation does in real life. Think of it like this, if Bill and Ted did their little air guitar bit after everything they said think how annoying it would be! I honestly don't see the point anyway, Avatars have a purpose; to show instantly who you are by picture association, but having an image other than that every single time you post is just over cooking it if you ask me. If people want to express themselves then lets have an "express yourself with pictures" thread so people can post a pic once and everyone can laugh at how witty it is and we can all move on rather than having that picture shoved down our throats every time that person makes a post! That be Davey's two cents! Davey

Haha, you know it, it's not coincidence that I'm mostly on here between the hours of 9am and 5pm Monday to Friday! Davey

I don't ride anymore, I was too busy with the band and my girlfriend and my bike just sat in the loft so I eventually sold it. I don't think I've posted in any area other than "chit-chat" for bloody yonks, I keep popping into "trials chat" with the intention of making myself useful but the topics are always the same and bore me to death, haha. To be honest TF is just a cool place to come chat and have a laugh with a bunch of sound peeps! Davey

Haha, I think I see what the problem is then. That's why she's pissed off, because you will ride instead of revise but you wont see her instead of revise, so she probably feels like she registers fairly low on your list of priorities.... which is probably true, haha! So yes, have that little chat and see what happens! Davey

That's not a great start is it, I know some of it is probably due to those rumours so it started on a bad foot, but even so the first few months at least should be like honeymoon period, all smiles and laughs and lots of sex, haha! You should probably have a very serious think about whether either of you are really happy or getting anything out of this? Would you be better off as just friends? If you wanna stay with her then all you can do is be straight with her and tell her your GCSE's are important, if she cant understand that then she's either not very bright or she's just a real bitch! You got plenty enough on your plate as it is mate, dont let a girl mess you around, but the fact she's pissed off at least shows she cares! Davey

Can I come too? Davey PS: What about a few naughty girls, can we take some of them too... pleeeeeeease?

Someone liked 300 then. I have to say most of those quotes made me cringe, SOOOO cheesy! Davey

Girls always bloody do this, well in my experience anyway. My missus gets really annoyed at me about things that aren't my fault, it's like what the hell am I supposed to do? Like the other day my car broke down, so I called her up and said it had broken down and I couldn't go pick her up and she went all moody on me, so I was like "I can't help it it's not my fault" and she just hung up on me. Then I text her saying I'd call her when the recovery van turned up and she just text back saying "Whatever, forget it". Damn women! I have to say I don't think there's much you can do, this is just the nature of the beast. You could try explaining it to her but I doubt you'd get very far. Chances are she knows you can't help it and if you're really lucky she may even apologise for being a uppet (my misses did) but this kind of abuse is part and parcell of a relationship. Whatever you do, whether you turn up unannounced or text her first, it will be wrong, so just prepare for that. You really can't win, because it's not that you've done anything wrong it's just that she's pissed off and taking it out on you! Take a leaf out of Poopipes book, just agree she's right, it makes for a quiet life! Davey

Haha, my thoughts exactly, no offence Ghetto Rider, I mean Eminem is one and he's a lengend so it's not a bad thing. But then again he actually lived in a ghetto.... not Abingdon, which I don't think really counts More likely to see morris dancing than crip walking there! Davey

I have a job, I was and am at work now, haha! Davey

I'd have gone for butterscotch myself, I'm a bit of an addict! Davey

Surely mouthwash in the Blue WKD is a far better one? Drinking mouthwash is much worse than gargling WKD, which I imagine isn't bad at all! Davey

Yeah there's nothing worth tapping here, but everyone is really cool and we have a right laugh! My last job there were about 5 or 6 girls that I would have loved to get on, why did I leave Drinking is one plan, but you don't want to be pissed at work really, unless you're planning on getting fired in the first week, haha. Pro plus is good for nerves so could try that the first few days, after that you'll be fine! Davey

Yeah, don't want to put it out of action though.... more to the point the missus doesn't want it to be out of action! Davey

No it really doesn't, and those featherlight ones are a waste of time because they just split so may as well not bother. Something about the coil disturbs me a bit.... dunno why, I guess I'm woried I'll impale my chap on it, as unlikely as I know that is, but apparently you can feel it if you're really railing it, so I dunno. My ex was on the injection, which is like 99.9% effective, I think it's the most effective thing you can get, but I tend to use condoms anyway because of the old frenulum! Davey

To be fair it's been a slow morning post wise, been sitting here tapping that "refresh" button to no avail! This gave me something to read, and Partz makes me giggle..... he's a hobnob, hahaha! Davey

Alright mate! Well that sucks, you aint been with her long have you? Unfortunately the fact you aint been with her long means that you haven't had time to build up trust, it's one of those things that takes time and is pretty hard, so chances are that she isn't sure whether you may be lying or not, but more than likely she wants to believe you because she really likes you hence she says she does believe you (she's trying to convince herself as much as anything). It's not a negative thing really, just that she's still getting to know you and that, and like I've said trust is tricky and hard to earn. All you can really do is get on with things and try and forget about it, I would avoid mentioning it even if you're trying to reassure her because denying things lots is what guilty people do and it'll only make her think you did do it. Just concentrate on treating her good and she'll soon be thinking "Oh there's no way he'd do that he's so good to me" etc! Davey

Congratulations dude! Looks like an alien in there, haha, but I'm sure it's a baby! I must confess I sometimes go bare back with the missus. She's on the pill but still every time we do it we both kinda go "Oh sh*t, that was a bit naughty, lets not do that again".... then we do it again a week later, haha, it's just better innit! But yeah, wear a condom, haha, Mates Natural ***!!! Davey