Davey

White Strike was where it was at, anyone over the age of about 20 will know exactly what that stuff was all about, you still can't buy a cheaper version of Rohypnol! Davey

Happy birthday mate Text me your address and Davey will hook you up with a pressie! Davey

Jon you big wooly woofter. You're 28 not 40, just avoid things like: Wearing shirts just casually at weekends Watching the Today programme, even if it's the only thing on Buying broadsheet newspapers Making a straining sound when standing up from the sofa Buying a "practical" pair of shoes Shopping at Waitrose You'll be just fine, and I'll post you a little something to celebrate which won't make you feel younger but it will cheer you up, might wanna keep it hidden from the Missus though! Davey

Ah wicked you got a Rallye, I f*cking love them! Are you on the 106 Rallye Register Forum? I had a deposit down on a black S1, but funds fell through, I was gutted! I still pop on there every so often to see what's what! Davey

Take out the ball and scrape all the crap off the rollers inside, I think it's rubber from the ball but it builds up on the rollers and makes them act irratically! Davey

Do you mean which way is he moving or which way is the bike spinning? He's going to the left I reckon but dunno which way the bike is spinning, if I had to guess I'd say clockwise because that would seem more natural from where it is in the pic, but looks can be deceiving! Davey

Wow, I've actually learnt something, now I don't feel so bad about sitting on TF all day when I should be working! Davey

It will disengage the clutch for the free coaster but you'll be freewheeling forward so wont notice anything, accept there will be a little extra slack when you go to pedal again, I think. Davey

What is that pic on your desktop? It's wicked, I'd love to live in the future in a place like that, not likely though is it! Davey

Weyhey, now I get it, when you pedal it turns the driver and the thread on the driver draws the clutch across to engage it, then when you roll back you back pedal a little to disengage it and voila you're free coasting! Pictures make everything easy to understand Davey

I feel stupid, but that makes no sense, think I need to disect one. Back in the village I grew up in there was this kid who did flatland and he had one and at the time we were all like "oooooohh" because we were all still riding trials on Raleigh Max bikes with cantilevers! Davey

Ah I see......... no wait I don't.... confused Davey

I'm sure you'll do just fine, just don't pull that "get in" face that's in your avatar at the end Davey

What a surprise! This is even more pointless than some of my threads, it wasn't even that funny! Davey

Haha, I know it's dumb because I have them but I do actually agree, I was just being sarcastic. Mine look good up close because of the detail but from a distance they're just dark blobs really, think I prefer the shape of those cartoonish ones too, but mine hurt enough so ones like that in detail would ahve taken forever, I'd have died! Dan, what the hell were you doing in Route last night, haha, didn't have you down as the Route type! I saw you as I was leaving, I was stone cold sober and bored out my brain! Davey

Not wanting to be negative but this sounds like you are being bullshitted to me. Why on earth would he send them to completely the wrong adderss, where did he get that other address from? I think he's just making up excuses, but I could be wrong, he really could be that much of an idiot, in which case he should give you your money back because it's his cock up! Davey

Come to Colchester We got a place that was a home for the deaf and special needs people, not quite a mental asylum but it's feckin freaky and it has it's own little chappel which is also abandoned, we used to go in there all the time and scare the bejesus out of ourselves! There also used to be this massive mansion just out of the town centre, it was huge and still had furniture and everything in it but it was abandoned and all breaking down etc. Always used to be homeless people kipping in there and it was fairly disgusting, I remember once I went into the toilet and it was literally pilled up with sh*t, was really rough. God knows what happened to whoever lived there, there was like really expensive looking furniture all over the place, but a lot of it got nicked obviously. Then one day we went back and they were bulldozing it! I love finding cool scary places like that. Anyone ever been to Toleshunt Knights? There's an abandoned church at the end of this little county lane, you go past a nunnery or whatever they are called and just through loads of trees and then the road ends and there's this church that's all boarded up, it's wicked scary Davey

Yeah I'm fairly convinced this is a wind up, seems a bit pointless though because really who cares, no one even knows who Rich4130 is Oh well, always good to highlight the risks of being a dirty f**ker! Davey

Now that is a bit confusing. It's no secret that I'm a bit of a dirty wrongen, so the idea has crossed my mind a few times to try this, and I can't imagine naturally going to use my thumb, the angle is just all wrong. Surely you'd go for the middle finger, as if you were pleasing a lady?!? Davey

If you aren't messing about and this is serious then go see ur doctor dude, like ASAP! It's most likely an Anal fissure which is basically a split in the wall of your arse and it will take time to heal because of the regular dilating in that area, it will heal by itself eventually, or piles which will require medical attention of one sort or another, but the reason I'd go see your doctor is that the other thing it could be is bowl cancer and that's not funny at all! Davey

Pah, call those wings? Ok they are bigger than mine........ I'll shut up now :$ Davey

Could you tell her that Davey is almost as hot as you and he's well up for it as long as she has chewing gum? Davey

My opinion on this is kinda confused and contrived, I don't really know how I feel because on principle as a rule I'd say I don't like it, because it smells and gets in your eyes and the whole possibility of death thing and like I just know it's bad. But then to be fair EVERYONE knows it's bad but does it anyway, I used to smoke so I also know it doesn't matter how much someone tells you all these things because it's an addiction and you'll just ignore it. And on top of that my last 3 girlfriends have smoked, along with numerous girls I've slept with, and it has never bothered me. So.............. I dunno, it's bad and don't do it, but if you do it already I aint gonna get shitty with you or even mention it probably! Davey

Sounds reasonable to me, that's £5 an hour by my calculation plus bonus, which is about right. At your age with no qualifications etc that's about as good a job as you can get. Plus, call centres are easy money, my flatmate works at one and loves it, and also it's good experience because you can earn a packet when you get older and having the experience will help get a decent job. My flatmate earns £17,000 a year basic but he can earn up to £2,000 bonuses per month, so that's a potential £41,000 a year... not bad at all! Davey Well I have one of the hairiest arses I've ever seen, which is weird because I can't grow a beard for shit! I wouldn't get mine waxed or anything I don't think, it'd be well painfull and it'd be back within a week or so I reckon. If you really want rid of it then waxing is the only way to go though. Shaving or using cream can leave stubbly ends which will be irritating like Alan said and can give you a rash which is even less attractive than the hair. Waxing pulls the hair out at the root, so it grows back naturally with a pointy tip. It will still be a bit itchy though because that hair is wirey anyway, but after a number of waxing sessions the hair does become finer, so I'm told! So, if you're asking what I do, I don't do anything I let it thrive, haha, but if you want it gone, wax it my boy! Davey

Who says you wont achieve anything? You certainly won't if you don't try so out of the two options, doing something or not doing something, which is more pointless, think about it! I have to say I fully agree life is pointless, I mean you live you die, bit of a means to no end, but the bit in between is good fun I think. People go on about wanting to do something that people will remember them for...... why? I mean, you'll be dead what do you care. Just have as much fun as you can while you're here. That's not to say you shoud go nuts and break the law, because prison is no fun, and it does help to do well at school and college etc because you'll get a better job and more money and that's quite fun too, so that's always a good motivator. As for smoking, there is always a point to quitting. For a start if you think about it you don't really enjoy it, it controlls you not the other way around, and I can't say that's a good feeling, but also you're less likely to die if you quit..... which is also nice! I smoked from the age of 11 to 20, then quit, and I haven't had cravings for around a year now, so that's good, but it is hard. I recomment Allen Carrs book "an easy way to quit smoking". It didn't help me but I know a lot of people it has helped, so it's worth a read! Davey