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f**k? Yeah why not.

She's not a slag... And no, she doesn't hang like a magicians sleeve. lol.

Naa i reckon i'll be fine. She's got jonnys ready n everything, so as i said, almost guaranteed.

Gonna try to get there. How much will i need roughly?

Tomorrow. Almost guaranteed.

24 cans of Stella?! No way.

I'd love to go, but it'd have to be Black! But that's because i'm more into the harder styles of music. Bet it'd be a MENTAL time.

f**k that for a game of tiddly winks. (I'm not far from Central London)

Also excited. Gonna have to grind my rim at like 10 in the morning lol, cos it's nearly smooth :|

Who do you think we are Joe? Bmxers?!

Saturday 7th. Will put 1000% effort in to get there.

Tempted to say i raped my knee last night, 'cos i did. Drunkly fell over and smashed my knee a goodun. But then they'll slap me for going out friday nights lol.

Gonna have to pull a sickie to get to this. Any ideas on the excuse?

2:28... I actually said out loud 'no f**king way'. How is that even possible? Backwheeling something like 5.5 ft? He really does deserve to be bum licked.

Logistics. Specifically, The Trip, and Release the Pressure. Awesome DnB.

I found it funny in most parts.

Block tread design for her pleasure! Dave got owned.

Like so! SICKKK.

Wasn't it because it was the next place he was gonna ride? London would be good actually, basically every train goes there. And if northerners wanted to come they could get a coach here as there are quite a few *-London coaches.

Was riding in Bromley (which is in London, so this might just be the rules for London) yesterday. We were stopped by 2 pscos. They were nice enough, said they weren't gonna fine us this time, but, the rules are: If you're over 18 and you're caught riding on the pavement you should be given a £30 fine (probably to their discretion). If you're under 18, you're given an E something something, which is basically a policy so you have to do some community service (they said, basically pick up a paintbrush). Now, if the group consists of quite a few ages (in our case, it was 2 over 18s and an under 18), because the under 18 person was present, the lot of us would have to do community service. Not sure if that changes with the ratio of overs:unders though. So yeah, nothing about wheel size.

You MEGA FAILZ AT LIFE.

Nikon D40x. I took some pics but he's too lazy to put them up Just cos i'm better than him

I'm endeavouring to make it to both rides this year. Can't wait.

Restart your comp.

For me, has to be fully using the screen (so, 16:4 or whatever widescreen is) and never 4:3, i really do go spare if i can't change it. Things in the way of screens, even if it's just a pencil, on the housing of the screen, will piss me off. So i get up and punch whatever's there away.