Joe Sheehan!

youre an idiot. youre actually just an idiot.

what was wrong with last weeks lol but yeah was good, "my pipe wont start properly!" "oh its a porsche, persevere!" hahahaaha

okay....... but just watch gorilla then. And this one aint half bad either.

you want random? you want funny? you want this!

those are the two extremes, what about "ahhh you wally!" seeeeeeeeeeeeee! No offence, but would you tell a girl if she was smothering you? Personally i think you should tell me the whole lot over msn and go from there.

happy birthday mate so when you on the road?

ahh that sucks. well hope she doesnt like this boyfreind... orr hope she splits up with him and then its your shoulder she cries on....

Tonight, ladies, tonight. EDIT: when will we see about the fuel that they grew?

i got this sent to me, seems like it could work? See what you think and pass it the message on if you agree with it We are hitting 95p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the 'don't buy petrol on a certain day campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to hurt ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of >an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work. Please read it and join in! Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre is CHEAP, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the market place not sellers. With the price of petrol going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocket by not purchasing their Petrol! And we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves. Her Here's the idea: For the rest of this year DON'T purchase ANY petrol from the two biggest oil companies (which now are one), ESSO and BP. If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. But to have an impact we need to reach literally millions of Esso and BP petrol buyers. It's really simple to do!! Now, don't wimp out on me at this point... keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!! send this note to a lot of people. If each of you send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300)... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000) ... and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers! If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it... .. THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!! Again, all You have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all.(and not buy at ESSO/BP) How long would all that take? If each of us sends this message out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!! Acting together we can make a difference If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. PLEASE HOLD OUT UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE 69p a LITRE RANGE It's easy to make this happen. Just forward this, and buy your petrol at Shell, Asda,Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons Jet etc. i.e. boycott BP and Esso.

i saw a missile in flight annnnnd ive seen a floating car, lancaster, rude words in a field and naked dutch people. i think we should play a game where you have to find something completely random i.e. herd of cows etc.

other hand?

what about if you ride her in the bottom?

same setup as you mate no problems here

what about erm go to hers, ask for the hoody, and say "look, i did your mate, but if youre jealous i will bang you again?"

couldnt see that coming.... erm america? or countries with big feet?

MCE ***.

oh my god ROFLMAO PWN N33BS *** LUL iPODS AM KW33R *** ROFL! XD

well done, youve won a :wizard:

LOL!

obvioulsy but the real question is.... can he do ™ ?

spacebar? dots but in white?

anal is anal how would they know if you were fudge packing anyway? they would have to have some peeping tom copper.

Thats because a LOT more people use soap than Es, same thing as youve got more chance of getting killed crossing the road than a shark, because nobody really swims with sharks. same here.

the government can suck my cakes. I really do not see what difference a year makes or how it affects your driving. Somebody who just passed at 17 is probably going to be as safe as someone who's 30 and just passed, but most young people like to speed is all anyway, im getting a bigger bike next year, i really dont see the point of having a car at 17.

oh my god the mileage lol