Joe Sheehan!

Yeah, going south east essex college, got induction day on the 6th and 7th, then start proper on the 10th fun fun fun, i think knobswell bozwell is in my course.

Happy birthday fatty! You get an E-Blowjob and a thumbs up

Seriously, why bother for £10 a week.

sheehan hes ehan ha sheen wtf my name is poor this is crap - somebody do it for Joseph Patrick Sheehan please!

F**K, just found out - Some foreign kid i know got 13 f**king A*s Fook. Go him lol.

Applied science - CC Geography - C Maths overall - C English - B and C RE - D (who cares lol) ICT - four Us ICT result is dodgy, i got 0 for one unit. Gonna go to school and see whats up with it. But still, im in college :D

To be honest im pretty laid back about it. Im already in college, passing ICT. Wouldnt mind maths to be good, geography im expecting shit.

Mine was saying who i was and that i had bought a t-mag on ebay for £250. I wrote it all in colours thinking i was well good and then realised that nobody else did it. Little did i know, i got scammed.

Right, decentish bike will be £6-700, but it depends if you want geared or twist 'n' go. Google "CBT traning plymouth" or something, and see what you find, should be roughly £100. Insurance should be near the £400 mark for TPF&T. Petrol will be £15ish a week depending on how much you ride. A good sporty looking geared bike is a Yamaha TZR, but they cost in excess of a grand. Im getting a Aprilia RS50, but thats plainly because theyre fairly cheap, and one of the quickest 50s. Good Dirt bike style or supermoto style bikes are Derbi Senda SMs or yamaha DT50. Good twist and go would be peugeot speedfight or yamaha aerox, or gilera runner depending on budget.

if your car has an MOT then they cant do f**k all. it passed, the most they can do is say "those tyres need changing", but even then you dont have to listen.

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U IZ DEE BEST TRYELS RYDER EVR! gawd, learn to spell dude. and you said "who do you think is the best trials rider and why", yet you didnt say why ryan leech IS THE BEST TRYEALS RIDER.

........ say what?

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Q: How many Chuck Norris’ does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When God said, “let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say ‘please’.” Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris’ fists is inside his own body. Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy! Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it. Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? When you say “no one’s perfect”, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult. Jesus can walk on water, but with a simple roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him “a promising Rookie”. The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. When Arnold says the line “I’ll be back” in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep. :D

seconded, but what if the owner smashes the dudes head in, drives the car home and on the way, someone off the forum sees him and smashes the owners head in, thinking hes the thief?

zodiac calender thing

Granted, but it was set like an episode, with no half realistic plot. I was expecting it to have realistic stuff in it, not like some of the stuff you would see in the film. Grr i cant really explain it.

It was good, but just seemed like a long episode. Which sucked. Transformers in my opinion was MUCH better.

erm joe? sheehan shee sheewee sheweewee shepoopie sheeman heman patrick joesheehan omgitsjoesheehan theres a few.

Nope. what planet are you on? Pff, giant talking robots...

Err, southend hasnt really been affected. Worst was on friday i think when it rained for about 20mins, then dried up

anyway, im going to go and babysit. post awayyyy....

I didnt even see the camera.

oh my god, i think its the best film i have EVER seen, no joke. Nice cars, fit birds, explosions and gunnss! :D:D:D

yeah i see what you mean, but i hardly wrecked her night lol she obviously did what she wanted to