Pashley26

Good I don't take offense to anything, so don't worry about that. And I didn't mean to have a pop at you, I'm just a cantankerous b*****d. Have fun at the gig

Want to get pedantic ? It would be completely correct to use "din" as an adjective to your posts, "a welter of discordant sounds" sums up the way your posts could be read quite effectively. Another thing, your punctuation offends me ! Try using the little key that looks like a smudged full stop, it's next to the full stop on the left. Also have a read through your last post before you start trying to pick holes in mine. You were being a twat, posting things like "shut up, you're wrong" and saying "screw you" to Haz isn't being offensive ? Enjoy your "Enter Shikari" concert I have been to see them several times and can safely say I shall not be going again.

Go find it and I'll arrange to look at it. I'd be the best messer ever, then ask him if he wants to do a deal with some bike bits

Meh', been quoted now anyway.

I'm down with what Haz says, I've seen them live a couple of times. There music all sounds the same, unfortunately...

I liked it

Heard an amazing joke in the pub the other day... A strict Islamic follower has died and gone to heaven he finds himself walking on clouds and he see's some gates, he walks towards the gates and is greeted by a man with a beard. He says to the man "Are you Mohammed ?" "No" the man replies "I am luke, you will find Mohammed upstairs." The man looks up and see's a ladder fall down from the sky, so he climbs up the ladder in search of Mohammed. He climbs the ladder and finds himself up in higher clouds, he finds another man and asks "Are you Mohammed ?" "No, I am Moses. You will find Mohammed upstairs..." replies the man. Again, a ladder falls from the sky and the man climbs up the ladder. Thinking to himself "Mohammed is higher than Moses, I must have chosen the right faith !" He climbs up to the next cloud and is greeted by a man with a beard, by this time he is out of breath from all the climbing and cannot spare a breath. The man asks him what he is looking for, "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, I am Jesus. You will find Mohammed at the cloud!" With that another ladder falls down. The man climbs the ladder, gasping for breath he pulls himself atop of the last cloud. He lies on the floor on his back to catch his breath before continuing, when a voice says to him "I am God ! You look exhausted, would you like a drink?" "Yes....." gasps the man. He looks round and see's God clap his hands and say "Mohammed, two coffee's pronto"

I love Prawn, he's just sorted me out with a set of £1200 Ronal TT wheels for das A3 for £somethingorother. :$

I think so, it's what the postie' at work told us so it must be true !!!

I don't see how it "hasn't" paid off ? He's paid the money, they've accepted the money so they are his books. Sounds a f**king good deal to me, go hassle there ass over it !

You've paid for them and they've accepted payment. You own the books, if thats how it went. *Accepted payment is the biggie there, if they've accepted the payment then thats you own the books...

This is going to sound stupid, but if you can wrap it in something pink then do it. Royal Mail did a test, they sent 1000 "normal" jiffy bags to different address and 1000 pink bags to the same address. About 100 of the "normal" jiffy bags went missing, NONE of the pink ones did. The reason ? People will always remember a bright pink bag, so they will take more care of it

All bollocks, nothing makes it go away any quicker, pising in your eye or putting vapo rub on your cheek bones is all bullshit. It's a natural healing process, and nothing you can put over/on/under your eyes will help. Bad news, but it's true... The best way to help your eyes heal after Arc eye (I've had it tens of times, and I've got Glaucoma...) is to drink LOTS of water, use some eye cleansing drops to avoid infection and get over it. A story for you all... Back in the day when I used to have a life I was staying at a girls house having spent the day welding a new front valance onto a Vauxhall Viva, we had been out and had a good night and I'd upset her dad by waking him up (don't know how ) anyway we dropped off to sleep and I woke up at 4 in the morning with arc eye ! Never had it before and I thought I was going to die, I was running around the house naked, blind and crying my eyes out trying to get someone to wash my eyes. Was incredibly embarrassing and will be something I remember forever !!!

My first ever girlfriend had grown up a bit, started chatting a couple of weeks ago but stopped when I thought I was getting serious with Bethan. Started chatting again and all is good, turns out she's not had a BF since we "went out" when we were 14 because she can't see the point because she works so hard ! So I choose women - I'll get a photo of her holding a fridge if you like, do I get extra bonus points ?

Simps', I can't believe your even asking the question. Your from Essex, he's some jumped up southerner probably. Go f**k him in the ass or something !

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Heres my old frame... Sold it to Hobnobs for about a fiver...

Could be worse, coulda' ordered from TUK ! From what I've seen and heard Tarty are one of the best shops online, they REALLY know what they are talking about and offer great service.

I don't know, I guess he was protecting his property. I don't think it even got reported, and he hasn't seen the guy since.

Calling her a "f**k-bucket" should sort clear up any mixed messages.

I know a guy called Angus who's a BMX'er who gets in our shop a fair bit. He's a quiet lad, but he has the best BMX's money can buy. His daily was a clear coated Standard with all sorts of nice bits on it, he left it outside of Tescos having ridden to buy a BIG chain lock for his motor bike and he caught somebody trying to nick it so he twatted them in the head with a MASSIVE Abus graphite link lock and put them in hospital with concussion...

Buy yourself a knife. They shit em'selves when you pull a monstrous lock knife with a barbed blade...

Give it a rest JD, your so f**king miserable. You go on about me jumping to conclusions and being bitchy all the time but your the worst of the lot ! Just because I tried it for a long time doesn't mean I'm any good, what I can do on a bike is hardly "trials" ! Anybody who's competent on a MTB should be able to kick hop/trackstand/sidehop, and thats about the limit of what I can do. I never even had a trials bike, I had a Pashley that I bought for XC !!! You don't know my life story JD, so you wouldn't know I went to a fortnightly boarding school and only got a chance to ride on every other Friday afternoon when I got home from school. But thats ok, I forgive you because I know your a miserable f**ker and enjoy running everybody else down without knowing the facts.

I was taking the piss about the fact I haven't ridden for 3 years... I used to ride when I was younger, rode from when I was 12 until I was about 15. Went away with school on a Snowboarding holiday to the Alps and put both my knees out and had to stop trials/football/snowboarding for a long period of time, never really got back into it. I did however think about riding again when I was 16ish, joined up on the forum to try and get motivated again...