So it's friday night and im off to my local city, Chichester, with my gf.
We go and check out whats on at the flicks and find that the film we wanted to watch, Lord of War, doesn't start till 21:00. We had a two hour wait so we headed into town, and towards the park.
Now, Chichester park is a dangerous place after dark.. People go in, get stabed, and don't come back out alive usualy. So we went to the smaller park just near to it. We sat down on the swings and heard voices, we looked up to find, what sounded like, four or five 10-12 year old girls on the bridge above. We just thought, oh they're only young and forgot all about them.
Five minuets later, the five girls come through the gate with as much vodka as you want, and started to walk over to us. One girl slips on the rubber tarmac under the swings and falls right on her arse, obviously we didn't laugh. Ok, so we are still on the swings, I'm on the left and gf on the right, with the girls now crowded around us and the girl that slipped is still on the floor.
Then, the girl that was on the floor said to my gf "oi, why did you spit at me?", "I did'nt" replyed my gf. "Yeah you did, don't you laugh" said the girl, "No I didn't, why would I spit on you" asked my gf.
The girl gets up, walks over to my gf and spits in her face. I get up, grab my gf by the arm and walk towards the gate. "Oi, don't you walk away from something that you started" said the girl and runs up behind us, spits at us both and kicks my gf in the back of the legs. We keep walking.
We're out the gate and walking down the street, the girl and her mate are now following us along the pavement. Then, her mate grabs my gf by the hair at the back, pulls her head back and the other girl slaps my gf across the face three times with nails and all. I grab the bitch on my gf's hair, get her hand off and leave with my gf.
We then walked back into town to where it's safe-er. I checked my gf's forehead in a shop window light to find two cuts and two big lumps that that f**king slutty chavy bitch had done.
Suprisingly, my gf didn't seem too shaken up by this, however, she is rather good at covering things up, which isn't always good. We went into the local maccy ds to just chill out for a second and then went to the cinema.
Wow, what a f**ked up evening we had, and to top it all, we missed the last train home.
Oh yeah, the girls were actually about 15 or 16 it turns out.