Revolver

I had a dream I went into a multistorey carpark, and I had to go past a pile of chavs to do it, and they seemed to want my bike so me and my mate went all the way to the top, saw they were still there, so then tried to find another exit, which we found in the form of a window in a posh kitcheny-stuff shop. In a garage. Yeah, so we chucked the bikes out and jumped the drop. That was the middle dream. The first dream was in like a uni or something complex. The only bit I remember was a bit where this dude wanted to disappear for a mo, so he had me disguise myself as a security guard. Then, when real security guards came along, I got rumbled. And the final dream, the bit I remember was being in a box of a uni halls room, discussing them with Annie Lennox, and thinking, 'this is shit, you would blatanly rent a house, even if the halls room is free (which it was in the dream) just so you'd have some real space.

It does look real nice. Shame you're on kiddie-wheels now though.

I haven't. Hendrix is grade 8.

Can you make a notts ride on sunday?

Flashcards. Is the issue that they're stupid, or that Chlamydia is a big thing?

alol.

I think the issue that needs addressing first is 'Animals that are bread for consumption -' BEHOLD LOBSTERBREAD!

Not necessarily. Think of it this way, to own a bike means they're, say, -£600 If they sell it for the proper price, they're +£1000. So, if they sell it, even for £600, then they're not profiting, but they're not losing any money. Owning stock is the loss, selling it is the profit.

I'd love to try that flatland bike. Looking good, I thought it was weird too, how the brake lever on each bmx is on the same side, but for different brakes. I guess you'll use the drivetrain for all the rearwheel moves. Monty cranks? But not FFW.. How come you went for those? Weight?

You know where it's at.

Bit of a backtrack Humans are omnivores. Omni, everything. You could eat a brick if you wanted. Hence the cutting and tearing teeth at the front and the grinding teeth at the back. They didn't evolve as herbivores. This is how you know. You also know this, because evolution is such a slow process that we must've been able to eat meat for a long time, for example, before we evolved sentiency. Chimpanzees, our closest relatives, are omnivores. Flesh itself doesn't cause these clogged arteries. It is either additives, or it is eating too much of it. Balanced diet, you know, the easiest way to have one is to eat meat and veg. Omnivore, it's what we're designed for.

I wouldn't know. I knew they were hand wound, I know they sound sick, but at the end of the day...

DOS attack on T-UK? (not suggesting anyone do this, but it WOULD stop him being able to take money)

Yes, but they're expensive. I like my superD

ITT: Dan Ko filters to pillock. Pillock. see?

You could try more washers in the 180 mount. Might need longer bolts though. If you fancy the challenge, make a mount, why not.

Maybe he means he can't see why someone would take an average, small car, and modify it? I can understand it though.

For energy drinks, they work, but its like NOx on need for speed, just a quick boost. It depends on how fast you drink it too. However, there are plenty of natural alternatives that are better for you. Peanuts, bananas... And as for hydrating, there's nothing more hydrating than water. After all, it is HYDRation, you know, water... lol So, to summarise, it's best to buy monster energy when you want something quick to give you a kick, and eat peanuts and drink water when you ride, it'll work better.

Pwned: I didn't get bitten once. I must have sour blood

The site's good... The fact it's a template one isn't great, but it certainly does the trick. It would be good to see if you can lose the 'freewebs' bit

ON MY IBANEZ... the neck pickup is an ibanez infinity, and the bridge is a DiMarzio Superdistortion. Fool.

Screw better pickups, you can buy them seperately and put them in yourself. If you're a REAL metalhead, you buy EMGs. EMGs are for KOOL KIDZ.

Firstly, she looks like she has some confidence about her appearence. Secondly, she's not a minger.

If you get a dean pointy thing, at least get one with the less roundy corners.