I've had some bloody funny ones, there was this one where my sister gave me this block of something, and told me to give it to my mum because it was her birthday tomorrow(it wasn't.) my mum woke me up the next morning and I told her Rachel (my sister) "wanted me to give you this" and I gave her my empty hand...
Another one was one of those can't run dreams, I went to the loo, then brushed my teeth, then as I came out and went down the stairs, I could hear this hissy sound, I looked back and could see my toothpaste (yes you read right) chasing me down the stairs, any normal human wouldn't be afraid of some toothpaste spilling it's way down the stairs after you, but I can still vividly remember how scared I actually was, and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't run or even walk at a normal pace, it felt like my legs were in a hard gear as such, like trying loads to move but going really slowly, I then woke up when the scary hissy toothpaste almost got me....
And another one was that I was in a Nissan skyline, but in lime a gran turismo style screen, so although I was dreaming a reality being me in a car driving like ken block, I could see a little speedo and rev counter in my face along with the same Info on the cars dashboard, but anywho, I was drifting this car around like it was a toy, and I can safely say I've never ever felt that happy before and still haven't to this day, but everything was so intricate, like the colour and all the little decals and vinyls on the car, and just driving the car in general, like the gear changing, the combination of the pedals and the handbrake and wheel all at the same time, whilst somehow taking the time out to look at the sorroundings, which was also highly detailed...
Yeah, there's a little insight into my weird and deluded mind, I'll tell you more when I can remember them