Right me and a certain member of this board who shall remained un-named for his own safety :) thought it might be a good idea to have a worst jokes competition on here.
I'll start us off with: what do you call a crippled NAZI?
A vegetablearian. :S
EDIT
My un-named colleague and I have decided that this competition will close at 10:11pm, on monday the 18th.
The prize will be a badge saying "I'm special, my jokes suck" and a mars bar.
The winner will be announced on tuesday some time.
We have also decided that any joke may be submitted, and will be judged accordingly. However we have decided that the meaning of a "bad" joke is that it makes you groan when you read it.
Daver