If you do get your hands on him don't use the special room, use the special kerb stone. :o
Probably some drunk NED thought he'd look "hard".
This reminds me of one of the urban myths about here, some cocky NED started with someone and went to smash a bottle on a wall so he could stab the guy he was being a willy to. The bottle shattered leaving shards of glass embedded in the NED's hand, the guy he started on reached down and tols the NED to apologise the NED started mouthing off so he squeazed the wanks hand til he passed out. :S :o Hope this cheers you up