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MrMonkey

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  1. Curiousity killed the cat, but it shan't get the monkey.
  2. Why swear then put stars in it so it isn't swearing? That's like being a pirate but not raping and pillaging. Look up the word irony.
  3. Fakes on the official Magura site, obviously. Anyway, I reckon they will be exactly the same as normally maggies apart from a different colour. WOW. <_<
  4. I'd have to say that all the NMC can only judge Pete on what they have seen. We may know what he's like but if we don't give him a chance to change then he may never change.
  5. The original Potato would of been a plant that had evolved to store starch in it's roots. Surely we all know how things evolve into other things, it may have been much smaller though in comparison to todays Po-Ta-Toes.
  6. I hate this whole. MrMonkey, signing off. At the end of a post, I can f**king read your name you know, you don't have to tell me after every post. And Emery, Pete hasn't said anything to you, it seems to be jump on the "get a sly dig in at Pete" bandwagon at the moment. I'm reckoning 90% of people don't even remember him being a full member so keep it down.
  7. If only all your posts were like that (Y) But I guess we're all entitled to a second chance.
  8. I played Chim+the rest of the word. Then I played an American server, with some people from a half UK half US clan, my christ, if you thought the RPers were sad these guys were horrendous. They all had an ingame name, but they had a guild name aswell, then a real name, got confusing at times (Y)
  9. Something within riding distance of me you say (Y) It would be one hell of a long ride but still. Muahahahaha, Muahahahahahahahahahahaa.
  10. Take a brick in a sock right, then you take a bit of the brick and put it in the sock, about 1/4 of the brick for example, then when someone comes near you *spin spin spin SLAP* then do a victory dance. YOU DON'T NEED PANTS FOR THE VICTORY DANCE, BECAUSE BABOON'S BETTER THAN WEASEL.
  11. Does the sarcasm just use out of that e-mail or is it only me noticing it. I'll let you all see my spelling of the word ooze.
  12. I stuck up for you once, then I did it again, but because you think the post below another must directly relate to it you have a go. I hope you're having a laugh, check who I quoted, then I called them stupid, but you had a go :(
  13. Shit in an envelope it is :( I like my arse, there ain't much of it as it stands.
  14. CKY did the bee thing. YOU BUM. Anyway hello, I do Forensic Science at college, and pretend to have a grenade launcher and run around everywhere screaming "DIE MOTHER f**kERS" and through palm leaves at people.
  15. ME, muahahahahaha, shit through all your letterboxes.
  16. f**k ME SIDEWAYS, how dirtily beasty do you two look :P Babies please :)
  17. I think that sentence may be some of the mightiest ownage I've ever seen that wasn't inflicted upon me.
  18. No, I find it equally as strange that they chose to play a role. But if that's what they enjoy let them do, you bike riding weirdo....
  19. Do you ride in Blackpool then? If so you'll get to meet me, and I'll rip the piss out of you, you stinking little fanny. We all start somewhere.
  20. No I take the piss out of people, not their lifestyles you idiot.
  21. No, because some people get really nice things but give really shit things, so it could end up being shite.
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