MrMonkey

To make a mockery of anyone's chosen lifestyle instantaniously makes you sadder than them. Because you cannot make your own decision on what to do, so you just try to belittle others who enjoy doing something different.

Welcome to NMC, you will be leaving soon, but you'll soon find this is where the illiterates and retards gather.

Don't play silly buggers. Anyway, I have 80% warn, I live with it. Warn means nothing depending on two things, how much you can take up the arse, or how good you are.

Yes it is illegal. >_< Yes I hope "Becky" and her 2 witnesses get them done for it, yes I wish I was a judge. I WANT MY GAVEL.

I was just continuously running going mental on the mouse button, everything died, but I couldn't be bothered.

Well basically you know they are chonging it down to 9 professions, so say for example now you are CL 15, if you choose one of the 7 combat professions you would be CL15 in it but at the very bottom. And anyone can be a beta tester :$ But I have played it and to be honest the improvements vastly overwhelm some things, bar the lack of professions now, but the fights are much more intense in comparison of walking off and coming back to see you are still fighting. (Y) You will get the 10 choice respec to try all of the 9 professions and then pick a final one. :D

Who was there then from TF?

If your porn ain't skipping, you shouldn't be complaining (Y)

I'd love to stand on your head and spin around, with golf shoes on, you might be attractive then. Oh god I hate you so much, now I know how people feel about me.

Mountains need to be climbable to be a mountain in my opinion. Or else they're just a mass of land, above or below water.

That's very clever of you, but it isn't a mountain.

But that isn't a real mountain is it, the highest climbable mountain is Everest and that's all us normal folk care about.

In a galaxy somewhere, someplace, sometime. Basically Star Wars Galaxies is an MMORPG based on Star Wars for all of those whon don't know. But after making a grand f**k up of the last big update, they've done it again, but f**king made a monster of it. They've turned it into a sort of MMO FPS/RPG, I cannot believe how good it is. Instead of having massive amounts of professions they've took it down to 9, the main being things like, Jedi, Smuggler, Officer, Commando, Bounty Hunter, each based on a Star Wars Icon, for example Bounty Hunter is based on Boba Fett. They've speeded up the game play as well so you ain't standing around watching your character do everything, now you click to attack. I can honestly say if you played a long time ago pay for a month to try this out, official release in 9 days, (15th) but it's on the test servers now. All of the test servers are full constantly it's that good. (Y)

A gorilla, or King Kong possibly.

I reckon from now on if you say that phrase you get a 2 week ban. And if you come back and say it again I get to lick your arsehole out if I wish so, while others pin you down and slap your bare arse with haddock.

You said coal, why would they use such a valuable fossil fuel for toothbrushes. (Y)

Well, you take the balloons, about 5, and fill them up with warm water. Then take your pillow and roll it up and put the balloons in the centre, then once this is done and it's a snug fit (test with your hand first) tie it up with your belt, it can be the one you're wearing you don't need to hold your pants up, then you put the small plastic bag in the middle of the balloons, not a really crinkly evil one, then lube it and your johnson up, then slip it in. I think that's the correct procedure.

We do have toys, have you never looked on porno shops. There's like plastic vaginas and stuff, even instructions how to make your own with some water baloons, a pillow, a small plastic bag, some lube and a belt. Don't watch QI and quote it, you will be wrong.

Remember, remember the 5th of November, gunpowder, treason and plot. It's about Mr Fawkes, nothing to do with bonfire night, well in a way. But was started due to Fawkes not all the fireworks.

Yeah, it's lodged well and truly in my ass.

I hope you fall of your chair and then your monitor falls on your head.

I'm gonna get drunk too, as it's the in thing in this thread, then I'm gonna have sex with some hoes. (Only the intelligent will get why that's funny, or any gardeners amongst you.)

I'm actually rather ghetto.

For Janson, why I quoted you who knows (Y)

Whom was that directed towards?