MrMonkey

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Ego Stroking 2.5, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Great In Bed 3.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support

Did you see Mark's giant, gigantic, penis......... I mean post.

That's based on a true story, when any amount of realism is thrown into a film they always beat "made up" horror films. Purely because in the back of your mind you know it actually happened to some extent.

I'm sure posting personal jokes was something vaguely against the rules, because usually they're shit for others. Anyways, if you can't see how people getting so annoyed with me they make a fan club of people who hate me with about 4 leaders, who seem to think they're all oh so original, I dunno what's going on in the world.

I'm like I am because it's fun. And people hate me because of text, I don't see how anyone could find that not hilarious.

How about the colour of jizz. That'd be cool, more original than pink or flames. Or using numbers in your name. *Diggidy McDig*

I like to nosh on a bit of sausage :S Boys or Girls.

And that is why you're a child. :(

You're better off making a new post and being stupidly specific in the first post then people don't have to do the leg work, and it cuts out alot of the NMC regurgitating things they've heard trying to get validated.

That damn name stealing MrsMonkey. Goddamn her to hell.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN????!!!!!!!!11111111 flower's so cool he blatantly says constantly he smokes copious amounts of weed, I want to take it up the bum off him and all of his weed smoking friends.

If you want real horror, my mum was watching this programme on TV. This woman was in her house hiding in a closet with her kid and some guy was in the house, the woman told her kid not to come out no matter what, then you see the woman getting stabbed and crawling away and screaming while the kid's watching then she gets stabbed again. I found that pretty f**king horrifying incomparison to any big Hollywood film.

I reckon it's porno.

All I've been doing is dueling, no point in trying to kill anything yet really, no Jedi armour, good game O_O

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KENNY, A BADGER SAVAGED YOUR ARM AHHHHHHH. Might wanna go to the hospital with that.

That in my opinion is the only reason you should get a tattoo :D Not because it looks f**king gay and would make you smile, at least when you're 80 you can look back and say "Wow, that was an amazing time in my life."

Hello, and welcome to the wonderful and colourful world of Trials Forum, *cheers in the background and applause etc* So whereabouts do you currently reside in this wet and windy country we call home?

Thurston' for a drink? HAHA, there's an ignore function, there's no trying there's only doing.

I still don't do anything, jesus I'm lazy, anyway, at the moment I'm living off EMA, I don't buy anything apart from here and there, so it's all good.

What the f**k, I didn't have an argument with him about anything. I believe I said, "You've met me now feel less cocky." You daft cock fiddler.

"Can you walk?" Hmmm, that's the sort of question you'd ask. My brother's supposedly seen worse, because he's seen so many videos of biking crashes. Or maybe he's a twat face.

Owned anyone? Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol, Lollerskates.

HAHA, I saw "Do you prefer to give or recieve" but that was it, thought we were gonna be talking about Oral Sex. Anyway I prefer to recieve, because I like getting shit.

I think just wanker is fine for him :lol: I've done 1 year of AS Levels, and 2 months of my college course, (I think it's a BTEC) at the moment I'm finding the BTEC to be much easier, it may be said as 18 subjects, but it's the same at A Level, you cover many topics inside a broader topic.