Blake

Failed my first driving test, waah

hurt?

It looked like satans cock jake Stop asking we won't know until someone on here sees it in the flesh/pics

Slaves are slaves though that doesn't matter. As long as it uses a 14mm piston or similar you can just pop on maggie slaves :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I hate halfords too and was pretty persistent not to go in there before I started working there. And feel trashy working there, ripping off pikeys and selling shit. It's better than stacking.shelves all day though and I guess you have to start somewhere

What ever happened to good old fashion steel ey?

Not the attitude sam! Address your issues don't drink to forget x

Went in to work yesterday to fix a puncture on my echo as was out in waterlooville. Paid for my tube and was using my bike in the stand when my boss comes behind the desk and starts just trying to annoy me, like undoing my crank bolt and kicking it round the floor, pulling my chain tight when trying to get my wheel into place. Then when I finally managed to get it out of the stand he had pulled the cable through on the front brake so the wheel wouldn't spin. This pissed me off so I fixed it then rode at the stairs pretty quick and leaned forward and did a big skid, it left a fat mark on the floor (skidmark lol), I turned round and saw it (wasn't expecting it to do anything) and he looked really pissed off and was like YOU'RE CLEANING THAT UP TOMORROW. I sort of laughed then just left the shop. Got in today and one of the managers was like, did you do a big skid upstairs? I was like yeah, they asked if I would clean it up and I said yeah. Apparently our cleaner got really pissed off at the mark. I'm sorry but HE'S THE f**kING CLEANER IT'S HIS f**kING JOB TO CLEAN THE FLOOR. I ain't got time in my shifts to start mopping about because the customers would be walking all over it. What a f**king useless cleaner. Probably going to get into more shit when the store manager sees it. Run by f**king chumps that shop, can't wait to leave already, no idea how it's managed to be this successful.

If you go into halfords ask if you can have a pendleton box they're f**kin hugeee

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Want to see pics of my cock?

Happy I got 43" sidehop on the echo tonight

Radfest for me May appear at tarty days but I've enjoyed radfest so much I feel it's earnt my custom. But it looks like it's gunna be small this year...

Slick tyres are the best for trials

Cut your side knobs off

love eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trials-Bike-Handlebars-/261431812428?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item3cde8ce14c

Depends how many spots you ride around to, how many skids you do and a few other things

It's a softer compound, supposedly better grip but faster wear Time. Don't know the real world difference though. As for selling mine I'm not sure what its worth. I'll get some pics xx

High roller In fact right next to me is a high roller super tacky dual ply 2.35 26" tyre...

Wait what tyre are you running that's over 3.5??! I've never seen a tyre on a trials bike over 2.7 What are you running currently?

That place looks amazing to perfect technique!

I used to be pretty hunched on mod ( or so I though) me on an ice with 165x35 and highrisers But I haven't changed going to my echo 24 with 150x30 with high risers or even my 145x25 with high risers I'm about 6'2 so I think having a bit of a hunch is kind of normal on any trials bike. Most riders seem to bend their back a bit, look at burkett and craig Craig is a tall guy I hear and burkett is pretty small, both using low front ends (bb height varies though). I think a completely straight back looks really unnatural to be honest, lazenby is bent as f**k when he rides. If it bothers you jake work on standing up a bit straighter and like matt said it will be hard to do it any other way.

Yes

Yes jakey boy x

UUUH. Jizz. That was amazing, more please x http://youtu.be/EL9ad1b3OyA