MonsieurMonkey

I used to hate asking people for money, but I just ask for it now. It's my money, a bank wouldn't just let it go, so I don't see why I should.

With some light bondage I'm sure I can change your mind.

You cannot blame the guy's dad, regardless of where the bike was, it was in the path of a car. You wouldn't lie down where a car could run you over so don't leave a bike there.

Top 5 Female Body Parts: 1. Legs 2. Ass 3. Breasts 4. Fizzle 5. Vajizzle (I was going to do a top 5 female body parts to jizz on, but I didn't know if that was too far.)

This is gonna get boring and you're ruining my thread. Your arguments are pretty shit to be honest. Why don't Ford run 30 year old Escorts and just spend 90k on them? It'd be a lot cheaper and they'd do better. I didn't even watch the video, I don't see how you can't accept that probably one of the best rally cars ever made isn't good.

I hope it was a dirty protest.... And I hope I can get a video of it.

So what you're saying is, everyone in the WRC should be listening to you, but they don't? And you kind of avoided everything else I said.

No opinion matters more than mine.

I suppose I'll be nice for now then. It doesn't matter when they're made, or what era they're from, what they do. They look like chav mobiles, I'm not saying they are. A lot of the styling of what would be deemed chav mobiles comes from rally cars, so rally cars look like chav mobiles. I still don't understand what you mean with the, "if you appreciate cars for what they are and how there designed then youd understand why i picked them." If we're talking about what cars are, a Phantom beats all of those, if we're talking about what rally cars are, an Impreza or Evo beats all of them. How they're designed? Again, there's hundreds of cars that are better designed both in looks and in engineering innovation.

I dunno if you're trying to be insulting, or if you're just abrasive, so I'll double check before I respond.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

The only people that can argue in a thread like this are f**king retards. That list of the 5 best cars surely can't be your actual list? There's so many amazing cars out there, and instead of going for a spread, you've just gone for 5 rally car / chav mobile looking things.

There's some gash milfs in there, especially seeing as you've gone for 2/5 from the Loose Women cast. I suppose to each their own though.

The people in the shop said you had to make a public apology to go in there again? The only reason I would have made the public apology instead of telling them to go f**k themselves, would be so I could walk in there with a newspaper and take a shit right in the middle of their shop.

Basically just a thread of top fives, it can be whatever you want, it might start off a trend of top ten things within the thread, or whatever. I've never seen chit chat so dead, I'll find a way to bring it back to it's former glory. Top Five TV Series: 1. Breaking Bad - I've just finished watching the third season, awesome, beyond awesome. Just a great story. 2. Band of Brothers - Just cool to see what other people have lived through compared to the sort of stuff we complain about, a few absolutely amazing scenes made all the better because it's based on a true story, really get to know the characters and like them too. 3. The Shield - I watched this back when it was on Channel 5 when it was on stupidly late, can remember just loving it, mainly was because I was a kid, but since watching it again recently, still quality. 4. House - Can't really not include this, Seasons 1-5 are brilliant, but after that they go downhill pretty quickly. 5. Curb your Enthusiasm - By far the best comedy series I've ever watched. Nothing more to say. Top Five Games: 1. Metal Gear Solid - The first one on the Playstation. *Knock Knock Knock* "Huh, whose footprints are these?" 2. Final Fantasy - I'm not gonna say which one because they're all pretty good. But 7 and 8 stand out as being brilliant. 3. GTA 3 - Switching from top down to 3rd person took the game to a new level, the original ones were good but the 3rd was just something else. 4. Counter Strike - Do First Person Shooters come any better than this? 1.5 ***. 5. World of Warcraft - I wasn't gonna put this in, but I spent so much time playing this game, I was hooked, so it must have been doing something right. That's enough for now, don't stick to those top 5s, think for yourselves you c**ts.

The fact you said "wonga" instantly removes any chance of you looking cool.

It's the anonymity effect. Keyboard warrior POWAH! I'm sat behind a computer, therefore I am god.

Not too keen, but is the inner tube bulging out of the holes in the back rim?

You're like a spinning top, pretty awesome. Loved some of the stuff on the "bank" type things. Between 35 and 55 then 1:04 to the end.

Ask him when he can get the money to you, if it's something reasonable that you can deal with then go for that for now, but make sure once the time gets closer you start hassling him, it can be hard and awkward to get money out of people, but once you know how to do it it's a lot easier. It's just a ball ache getting used to it. If it's a ridiculous amount of time tell his parents the situation. Ask them could they give you the money and then he can owe them the money from that point so that you don't have to deal with it anymore.

Fair enough, but it can work the other way too. She might get bored of you while you're still infatuated and you'll get owned. She might cut through men like I cut through tissues. (That's a wanking joke, not a weakness joke.)

Play that shit cooler, it's bad technique regardless, you've got to think it through. Your brain is currently being "in love/lust" and wanting this girl etc. In a few months when you're bored of her she'll still be expecting constant attention, then you'll have to deal with that. Then she'll start picking fault with everything you do, f**king bitches.

I dunno, I'm just used to the fitter the bird the cooler you have to play it. And texting 30 minutes after you've left each other ain't playing it cool Maybe you're a bit younger than me or something, but I dunno. Just seems like she's very "clingy" already, like saying "Oh my friend said we looked good together" is pushing the idea that you'd make a good couple already.

I'd go for this kind of saber, I don't claim to be an expert but I reckon it'll do the trick.

This might be coming a bit late, but f**k me don't that seem like full on bunny boiler to anyone else? If she's fit though who gives a shit, I'm just worried for you when you try to break it off and she strings you up by your balls.