Alright I see.
I am really sorry about that you cannot have children, it sounds horrible.
I know horrible jokes, and there is one, just fitting here.
There was an old guy, walking in the jungle, with nothing but an umbrella
He was encountered by a lion.
The old man aimed at the lion with his umbrella and said "bang!"
Suddenly, the lion collapsed and die.
My question, could he actually shot the lion with a normal umbrella?
to me, it sounds like yeah.