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you know them all you potato, pretty obvious x Here is the best I can do on one of them

sharp brakes only

Here we go.. Was in a pretty dang tight relationship all last year, all things were perfect and stuff but then things just started to die off and we came to a somewhat mutual agreement to end it. I was devastated she was perfect blahblah teen relationship growing up blah (the sex was on poiinnt, Lets call this girl Sharon) 2-3 months later a girl fell for me and I was in the ' okay lets see if there is anything here ' mindset. she was cool and everything, enjoyed spending time with her but nothing really clicked. no overwhelming mutual pal overlap (not surprising seeing as I despise most of the shiheads in my area other than my riding pals) she ended up pushing me away 'out of habit' just as I started enjoying having her about in my life and routine and things and I wasn't too fussed. pretty numb heart at this point and not seeking a rebound~~ (going to call her Gemma) I then started focusing on what really matters to me like bikes, my camera and friends, a bit of college just for the long run dealio Started receiving attention from girls and stuff, using this opportunity as a test of what is possible, 'acting', gaining confidence and adding a tally's to the imaginary chart. keeping myself conscious of my intentions and not going out of my way for anyone Started talking to 'Sharon' again, met up with her a few times as friends to see how things are and stuff. both came to the agreement that we miss the physical things and she was more than DTF. I never made use of this because I knew that if I put my willy in she would have my heart in her hands again. I soon found myself saying 'sorry I think im going riding tonight' quite a lot... haha hm. So the situation right now is.. I met up with the 2nd girl, 'Gemma' today to see whats where and things..... "I miss you so much, today when you hugged me and gave me a cute kiss on the forehead I literally thought I was going to cry, I never really realized how much I want your company until today and I feel so crap because I'm sad and I want you and I miss you" thing is she just seems sad and empty all the time, for someone so beautiful I find this strange. What I don't want to end up happening is me being her source of happy and put 'work' into someone so broken ( not frick fracked with her but from previous encounters I can assure crazy girls are rad in bed) Also bumped into the next girl mentioned ( I got this rather edgy feeling, I think I liked it) PLOT TWIST: There was a girl before the one at the start (calling this female Sarah). honestly the sexual energy between us is enough to power a small town for a year. over all the time of everything mentioned she found a lad, I helped her with advice and stuff telling her she should go for him because all I want is for her to be happy, thats all I want for everyone. They broke up within the last three weeks or so and she has been moving closer to me and saying she wants to f**k and spend some time together. thing is Sarahs ex has started to catch on to things.. he is a bit of a twat but almost fits the description of a generic handsome man. would probably kick my skull in for showing disrespect towards him buy going through with the plans me and Sarah have made. That said I would love to ruin her repeatedly and probs will, but ehhhhhhhh Things are looking promising with Gemma and by getting all close with Sarah it would either completely f**k up things with gemma and I don't really want to hurt her for some really really good sex. even though I'm single annddd I'm pretty certain things with Sarah will stay quiet spent a bit of time thinking and realized all I want is a similar situation with the first serious girl but in what car do I want to continue this journey of ~life~ in. The sequential gear box hill climber with the blow off valve that makes your balls tingle or the 1.8 diesel with the bass and a bit of poke. (I'm pretty sure that taking both of these out for a track day at the same time would be something they would enjoy and certainly be up for. again all hypothetical for now) Thoughts? Tl;Dr, FBRB. f**k Bitches Ride Bikes. Add the comma depending on the mood you're in. shout out to drstix's mum, sister and gf for the names HEH X

I tried the ' vitamins in the morning, drink water all day and eat all your food at late afternoon' thing and I noticed a cognitive change and I cut fat a fair bit. I was catching up on a months worth of work in a single lesson for all of my subjects, I liked it.

Jake, keep watching all of the strength camp videos I showed you. Elliot knows his shit

you mean 9gag?

would love to see an onza rip in those colours, bet it would ride well gud

Might have to be a loud shout (its ok im getting sick of the deaf jokes as well x)

try and wrap the conversation up for now and carry it on in person

Moral of this thread is don't fall in love

I got arEsted because my brAKes were so sharp THEY KILLED SUM 1 M'lady *tip*

yeeeah nah, inbox me it deako

haha seeing as that was my goal I succeeded? Thanks I guess

I have not slept since Friday and I think tonight might be another one where I don't do sleep... hm

Its just a really weird sense of humor based on sarcasm that has gone too deep mixed with some creativity. caffeine if I'm feeling really edgy but I don't even go as far as drinking anymore, been this way for like 9 months now. Artist at heart <3333

Neil T?

Quite the woman.

Please go through each page of this thread, this is where I post each new video I make x DrStix bullied me into making a thread about the videos I make so here are some that are not 100% shit. I am not under the influence of anything other than A GOOD FEW MEMES AND SHARP ONZA RIPS. Prepare your jimmies. This one was just a rad weekend with the (NAME DROP) ron harris Pretty old video made back in't summer of 2k13 but people still talk to me about it for some reason I quite like this one, it includes the famous danny mac SAIL go pro thing and a bit of grainy noisia GOLD this one is just f**ked up I mastered an onza kids video this one time \/ IF YOU'RE GOING WATCH ANY OF THESE MAKE IT THIS ONE PLEASE \/ #1 was kind of boring so I'm not going to post it here and the most recent This kid I sponsor My name is Matt I am 17 and I ride an ONZA. I did make a serious thing once

I can confirm about Georges balls

yeah I think thats the one in my room with me filming it with my mixdeck and uploaded to the channel with my name on it? meme 2 da max

PORK PIES!!!!! no hope...

You're all wrong, its clearly Jamie Moxon doing that barspin! What is mtbing coming to..

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