This shit is gayer than a sack of dicks on christmas morning. Replace apple/pc with street/natural, the arguments are still the same, the outcome is always the same, FOR GOD'S SAKE THINK OF THE BANDWIDTH.
Buy a second hand powermac or build a computer, you'll get a decent system for 500. also, 3gb of ram is a silly amount, you want 2 or 4, you have to patch xp for it to run 4gb, and i'm not sure how efficient it is.
Manual up rail = sweet Style like a sack of shit that's been taught to pedal = not sweet. Calling Joe Maher a cunt when he was clearly joking and thus making yourself look like a tit = priceless.
Yes, wax is well known for it's brake enhancing properties. You clearly haven't tried a grind, because if you had, you wouldn't be looking for alternatives to tar.
Not really, Bongo was taking the piss, just like lots of other people do every day and it was fairly obvious. You were just acting like a fanny (I wrote fanny there and not cunt) and were made to look a little bit silly, so you can either continue chucking toys out of the pram, or giggle and get over it.