Smo™

Nice vid mate, well done

He said; 'f**k Off. Alright mate? What? Oh! What? Am I...' That's all I could decipher, throughout the whole thing.

Here's mine; See you tomorrow Quigley, you taking your Camera?

Go f**k yourself. As for Blaine, the dude's got some serious will power. He's done some amazing things. Even if the shit he does is a hoax, who gives a f**k? He's making money, which it's all about. He's just come up with new ways to get rich and be remembered in the process. Hell, 99.5% of us lot won't do anything great in our lifetime, so whoever says 'I hope he dies' can get bent, you're just a waste of life as the rest of us.

As does Rohypnol.

Firstly, be late. When you get to the meeting place, stop walking and make sure she notices you standing there with a sombre look on your face staring at her. When she makes eye contact, slowly turn around and start walking away. Trust me, it's a heart breaker if she has any good in her (which I'm sure she does as you were with her for so long - she can't be a total bitch).

No luckily for me I wasn't arrested. All that happened was the two bolts holding the box to the ground snapped and so the box tilted, the traffic lights then went out and I f**ked off sharpish (Porter, you know the one I'm on about). To add to my bad luck it was also some weekend thing (I've completely forgotten, something to do with the Navy or summat) and there were armed Police and Army officers strolling the streets with sub-machine guns, some of which were just a hundred feet or so up the road from the 'accident'. Little Harry has it on his camera somewhere.

Get over it?

Loving the dude who destroys the electrical box, haha. There's a clip somewhere of me tapping one in Portsmouth and knocking it over - turning off all the traffic lights at the junction next to it. I'll see if I can get hold of it.

That's not a good thing.

It's a good idea but it looks rather pants.

Well it's quite obvious I hadn't woken up properly.

If only the company wasn't Pashely and there were looking for inexperienced 18 year old trials riders to do some tricks and bask in all the glory and £100k/week salary.

There's one of those Smart Cars on 'the Island' (being the Isle of Wight) with a turbo amid other mods and it's running just over 200bhp. It's rapid.

It's fact that if you tap lower, you get higher. Don't ask why, it just works.

Don't pedal when your wheel hits, because you're inexperienced with it you'll fly over the bars and headbutt the wall. Instinctively when you want to pedal, you lean slightly forward and this inbalance will f**k you over. Pedal UNTIL you hit the wall, then stop and throw your arms up. Also, don't tap lower unless you need to. You'll just kill yourself/rim/forks. Only start to tap lower when you've got the technique nailed and are trying something unusually big for your standard.

Daddy

They're pretty much the same, only with the English dub there's been some slight editing to make it look as if the characters are speaking English. As you'd expect, there's some differences in dialogue but not too bad.

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That was a Mustang in the Police chase. Seriously dude you gotta learn to distinguish between the two! As for me, I'd want to use Top Secret's 1600bhp Skyline GTR-R34, oh yeah

Yes. Same as selling downloaded films on a DVD.

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You don't teach yourself Muay Thai.

When I was little my parents called me 'Sammo' and eventually through slurring it became Smo. They've called me that ever since.

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