I always looked back fondly on the last time we were in a Limo pissing about. Not quite so fondly now... Never been caught wanking (I don't think...) but have WELL AND TRULY been caught having sex. Woke up one morning to find a rather pleasant looking lady lying next to me. Introductions happened, she filled me in on the bits I couldn't remember about the night before and vice-versa. We then decided to have another go, threw all the sheets off and started going at it. MY GOD do you go deaf or something when you're having sex?! My mate walked through my front door, shouted my name a few times, walked around the house banging doors looking for me (me and the lady were still going for it) and then finally walks into the lounge where I was, lying on the sofa bed, no sheets, with afore mentioned darling riding me. Nothing is ever going to replace the look on his face (nor probably what either of ours was looking like). It must have been like free porn. Never gonna forget that one. Rich