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I'll let you know after I win it then .

pressure doesn't make a sod of difference unless you run about 40 psi. If it's an old tyre and it pinches all the time you need a new one. Otherwise give the inside of the tyre a good coating of talcum powder before you put the tube in and stop smacking it into sharp corners

If by weird you mean buff and desirable then yes - I have an extremely weird naked body

I'd start removing hardware till the problem goes away to be honest - obvious culprits like USB stuff or wireless things at first (anything that's a bit weird) and then move onto stuff like soundcards if that doesn't sort it

weird - reading that gave me a boner. You lot are freaks, I'm leaving

Mod is sold so I'm bidding on a complete track bike which appears to have SPDs on it. I don't want SPDs because they're gay so I figure I'll get some normal clipped pedals - the problem is that I don't understand them. What's the deal - do I just whack a pair of normal pedals on there and buy some clips or do I need to get special roadie pedals that are designed to take clips ? can somebody explain please? (and suggest where I might be able to get some of these pedals from) taverymuch

drivers or filthy software then if it hasn't been long since it started it might be worth using system restore to go back to a restore point in the past - you won't lose any data (porn) and it should eliminate whatever nasty driver/spyware is causing it (probably)

I say.... eat a shed load of pasties and pork pies and shit before you go out, ride to wherever you're going to take the bloat off and enjoy the massive reserve of energy you've consumed when you get there. Then eat more pork pies and have a nice pint after you've finished riding.

If one more person suggests that I'm going to figure out a way of clsing the thread myself. still - while we're on the subject . I'll give you £40 for a blowjob

what are those made of (eg. copper, lithium, emmental etc.) ? My dad has loads of different kinds but he only refers to them by what they're made and I just leech them according to how exotic they sound (lithium last time) - it'd make sense if I were stealing the best kind --again, primarily for hub internals , BB tapers etc.

that is without a doubt my favourite set up so far Steve. I wish I'd taken a pic of my desk at work this morning - I had one of those big robot arm monitor stands with a 21" CRT on it and it collapsed over the weekend so I was faced with a monitor lying face down on my keyboard and bits of robot arm spread all over the floor

gyros are gay, just run a straight linear slick or similar cable. You only really get problems if you've whipped the bars round more than a couple of times with them. Unless of course you feel like growing some balls and riding brakeless

being gay seems so much easier sometimes - it's probably just a case of the grass always being greener

it's not taking advantage. when you've been with someone for more than 5 years you have to get them pissed before they'll shag you

Make it a weekend and give me a months notice

I've totally lost what little ability I used to have to do them but the back against wall thing is the best way to learn to catch them. get it so you can catch doubles like that without looking at the bars and you're not gonna fall off doing a moving one knee problems, frame geometry and seat position mean I can't pinch my seat anymore - any tips on doing them without seat pinching?

cos they're 'ard I'd love to ride without one really cos it's a lot more comfortable, unfortunately dying isn't an option for me anymore

wood pusher

aww

what's their policy on riding over fruitbooters?

it wasn't my idea....

I reckon it was bent when he got it which should mean a free replacement but it's a bit late to prove it now ( on account of the shit having been beat out of it) so the half price replacement seems fair

yes. It occasionally leads to sex (not that I do that sort of thing anymore) but often leads to a short conversation where you both realise you're not all that interested in each other and politely go your seperate ways. Personally I don't believe in the use of lines. If you see a bird and you think she looks interesting you might as well just wander up and tell her you thought she looked interesting so you figured you'd introduce yourself - then suggest a trip to nearby starbucks/ice cream van/pub etc. if she doesn't tell you to f**k off.

I can imagine I should go to corby and hang round on the ramps looking nervous sometime really. I've not had a go on a foampit