Did I miss the best thread ever or is that made up?    valentines wise - I was in tescos getting a half chicken, baguette and some coleslaw for lunch so I got her some of them ball shaped chocolates women like, flowers, a card and two bottles of expensive plonk.    She'll no doubt have got me f**kall which means I'll deserve a full oral apology while enjoying some of the aformentioned plonk.   valentines day is the shit