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Has anyone seen my shoe?

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  1. Not that scary, I was going to paste you in somehwere.
  2. Well, Id like to be cremated. I dont care how I die, we will see what happens when it comes to it. I just hope that before I die I get the chance to say goodbye to people or I dont end on bad terms with people I love. Also I'd like a wife and maybe a kid or two. Thats my life plan: 1) Get a wife 2) be happy 3) All the other shit
  3. Couldnt resist. Sorry Danny looks like such a midget Danny has a surprise for youuuu
  4. That makes sence, ill give it a go on the big update
  5. Yeah will get to editing it at some point, theres going to be a big update on monday as the editorial positions are decided. Hopefully I get editor or Head of PR
  6. Should be aligned to the center Ill check now How long did it take you to do that? Makes sense though, ill leave it for now, im sure people will be looking long enough for the images to load
  7. Thanks for the tips Simon, I noticed it does sometimes take a little while to load the rollover. I dont really understand your solution though Im sure you'll tell me on msn BTW what where italics designed for? On high resolutions yes Grey and thats the radio stations colour scheme Well I have no idea how to solve that, its is the college's hosting
  8. Looks like a collection of england rugby roses, not sure if you want that on your skin (I wouldn't mind)
  9. Made a website for the college radio station. Its kind of empty at the moment as the 2nd years have left so alot of things are being dicided like editorial positons etc. http://www.colchsfc.ac.uk/storm/storm.htm
  10. The citroen advert song is : THE EGG 'Walking Away' (acid mix) if your interested.
  11. Doesnt sound like them Thanks anyway
  12. On the note of songs, whats the song out of the new citroen C4 advert?
  13. One of my favorites Couple more but I dont want to turn this into that other thread about political correctness jokes
  14. 'Shitting Dicknipple' Some Big Issue seller being saracstic about people ignoring him - 'BIG ISSUE! THE ONLY MAGAZINE THAT MAKES ME INVISIBLE' My friend - 'HOLY SHIT A FLOATING MAGAZINE' Same friend in random conversation with a black guy - 'I just bought my self a 4 niggerbyte MP3 player' He didnt notice Same Friend again after 'assaulting' someone and talking to the police. Police - 'Punching him in the testicles is about the worst thing you could have done to him' Friend - 'What if I set his face on fire'
  15. HAHA Awesome Q: Whats faster then a Black person with a TV? A: His brother with the DVD player. Q:Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A: The Wheelchair 2 English men and a Japanese man get recruited to work on a building site. The project manager assigns English man 1 to construction, English man 2 to logistics and the Japanese man to supplies. Having left the men to it the project manager comes back and sees nothing has been done. He speaks to the English men and they say 'We haven't been abloe to do anything, we dont have any supplies'. The project manager asks where the Japanese man is, the Englishmen point to a pile of rubble. The project manager goes over the the pile of rubble and out jumps the Japanese man.... SUPPLIES!!!
  16. They're gonna taste greaaaaat! Happy Birthday
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