Comedy at its best.
Joke 1:
A muscular chav is sat at a bar when obviously gay man walks up to him.
The gay man whispers 'Want a Blow Job?'
The chav takes the man outside a beats the shit out of him.
As he sits back down the bartender looks at him in shock.
'Why did you do that Kev?'
'He said something about a job.'
Joke 2:
A man dicides hes had enough to drink and dicides to leave the pub.
When he tries to get up he falls over.
So he thinks to himself 'I must have had a lot to drink, ill go outside and get some fresh air.'
He crawls outside and tries to get up again but just falls over.
'Woah, i've had way too much to drink. Ill have to crawl home'
So the man crawls all the way home.
When he gets to his and his wifes room she is sat on the end of bed waiting for him.
'You've been drinking havent you?' she says.
'How do you know?'
'The pub phoned you left your wheelchair'