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  1. Had a chat with you on msn mack but im going to make a list of cheap good games: 1) Bioshock 2) Orange Box 3) Dead Space 4) Stranglehold 5) Fable II (only bottom because its the most expensive)
  2. I'd recommend buying something cheap that you are into
  3. First post having got my posting rights returned and here goes: HELLO FRIENDS IM HERE FOR MORE BAN/SOME GLORY
  4. Police have stopped responding to calls of an evil giant shuttlecock parading the streets. Turns out all the phone calls came from the area of Jade Goody's wedding
  5. A short story of what will happen in the future, not what I think, but what will. FACT. 2012, seems like a good starting place to me. Basically whats going to happen is, I'm going to be listening to pounding tech metal, thinking "oh my god, hasn't trials-forum gone down hill". I'm going to be listening to that while on my way to the Olympics, where ill be competing in the 412inch race. The whole Olympics thing is going to go well, cept for all the debt that's going put people in. Anyway, by the time I die some good shit would have happened. Im pretty sure that Ireland is going to drift into the Bahamas. That will please the Irish for a while until the whole thing sinks, then they will be royally buggered. The England football team will be playing in what will be known as the least remembered game in the history of sport, as during play Big Ben, the Washington monument and the Taj Mahal all exploded due to Boris Johnson's clever series of plans (it actually turned out that he was a genius, it was all a clever ruse) that he implemented while major of London. Having talked about the royals, that will be a barrel of laughs. Well finally Charlesy poo gets his hands on the crown jewels (no innuendo in that im afraid), but it turns out he and dearest Camilla murdered her (ironic really considering the whole Diana thing) so we end up with the mighty Prince William on the throne. You guys thought that Lizzie was boring? Well im afraid you have a lot more to look forward to. Ahh another thing, turns out that the whole credit crunch thing? Yeah that was linked to the Olympics too. Basically the government made the whole thing up to cover up for the fact that they were going to host a really shite Olympics so they blamed it on the Olympics. Its quite similar to the way that Al Gore made up global warming. Theres not that much of a big wide future in general. The sun got a little too big, it got to the point where it started to basically eat mercury (the element, not the planet) but then it started to eat the planet mercury. That wasn't really a good sign. So Richard Branson and his awesome space adventure things found a cool planet that looked like we could live there. Anyway he took a shite load of people there and they all died. Unfortunately he got away, the fiend saw the human eating termites appear and left all the others to die. On the up side he left the pilot and accidentally flew into the sun. Past that I couldn't really give a shit . I'm doing this too late anyway. There's a little bit of the future that's going to come, I'm going to be banned. OH NOES. EDIT: I HAVE INCLUDED A PICTURE TO APOLOGISE FOR MY LATENESS
  6. I hate you now circus, I got a generic challenge set. I may do one but im not happy that I didnt get an individual one However to create a little bit of irony, I do like these challenges. I am happy with pretty much all of them
  7. To be fair, I was going to post something like "The only reason this thread is still going is cos she is a girl" but it sounds quite harsh. Happy birthday Hannah, I don't mean anything bad by that first comment you seem nice enough
  8. Fat Pants. Just play it cool. "I LOVE YOU, TALK TO ME OR ILL CUT MYSELF xXXKISSx LOLOLOL" Or something like that. Chicks dig it
  9. Congratulations, enjoy the early years, as soon as they come close to being a teenager girls are a real pain in the arse Been a month or so now?
  10. Rather then "ILL COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND THEN WE CAN HAVE SEX" style texts try asking her if she wants to meet up somewhere neutral ie the cinema.
  11. He has a back catalouge of of these pictures anyway. Anyway, "HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR GLORYZ"
  12. Yeah the newest COD is terrible on veteran, grenades everywhere. I gave up after a certain amount of missions
  13. All those of you questioning why Alcohol is legal. Think about it, if alcohol was invented now, it would be banned. Same with cigarettes. The difference is that Alcohol and Cigarettes are nice money earners on tax. Simple as
  14. I vote the second option. Nah seriously I personally have never taken drugs and doubt I ever will, they just dont appeal to me. However just because of this im not going dictate that others cant, id rather not be involved but let them do what you want. As for the change of class, I dont really see the need of the class system other then for length of sentancing for the police. If the drug is classes as illegal then whatever, I know people who have taken E and they always seemed fine to me, nothing to stupid
  15. I got an invite last night but I finished my fight on fight night first by the time I accepted the invite the guy was offline. Lets try to organise this properly
  16. That is total bullshit, if a girl im with doesn't offer to pay im going to f**k her off. I will pay for us both (even if she offers), but if its expected then that girl can f**k off, its just going to lead to more and more later on Yeah you complain about that comment but the hammer beating, rohypnol giving or cow heart gifting advice is fine?
  17. I vote what we do is get someone with a good connection to host a private lobby, auto assign teams in whatever game mode we do and then just talk in gane rather then haiving to switch around in parties
  18. StealthKilla28 Nick Melson m60 maniac jonXmack eviil apple TrialsRyan Manxrider. Thutley Shoelessboy List for wednesday at 7 Anyone else?
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