MrSuave

Just recived this txt from a friend, made me giggle s i thought id share it- There has been chaos at the winter olympics. The irish bobsleigh team have refused to go down until the course is gritted.

by the way, i have a few bits for sale, if any one wants em, i can bring them on saturday?: Hot S 2.5, as new - £10 26" megamo 36hole rear rim, silver. light grind. perfect cond. - £10 26" Koxx rim, black, 32 hole, tiny weeny little grind - £8 Brisa Elite bars n stem. VGC - £15 the pair. KORE stem. 100mmX10*, silver, front loading. £5 XTR fornt V, with XTR lever, cable and spanish fly pads, mint - £25 mini seat n post, brand new - £5 Orange trials forks, nice long steerer, silver, couple of scratches. disc+Vmounts - £15 Superlight MAD prototype forks, slight rake, V+disc mount, unpainted silvery colour -£10 badboy oldskool silver XT Vbrake, no pads, just arms, wicked brake - £8 Middleburn pro bash guard, blue. virtually unmarked - £10 MSN me if u want n e thing- tommo@biketrials.com

badbooooooooooooooooooy!!!!! That was luverlllly. Im suitably impressed. TRA is a beast!i think perhaps they've replaced his blood with a mixture of lucozade and ketamine, he just boings up everything. super duper. and Ben was keeping up easily too, the very last gap of bens from the pointy bit to wall was such a class move. hats off to all of you. including mr butler, the moves on the grey skinny rocks were top notch.

AH yes......... i just cant seem to find the 'rotate' button.

ah, good morning dear chaps. The cyberspace colosus that is 'MrSuave' has had an update! Weve added a few more photos, a small test video. Updated the 'mrsuave recomends' section and we are now offering shop services such as rim grinding, wheel building, brake and hub overhauls etc and a for sale area where you can send us a pic, discription and price and well stick it on the site for you completely free! arn't we nice? Also, we have in production at present our first real length video, which will be aptly named 'MrSuave rocks!' so keep your eyes peeled for it floating around t'interweb thingy over the coming months. Ta ta. Tom @ Mrsuave.co.uk click here for the MrSuave website folks....

Helllooo 1 and all.... Have a wee problem im sure someone on here can sort for me. I Have been editing a video for my website using Windows Movie Maker which is fine but when ive saved it and uploaded it, then downloaded it to check it works OK, it opens in the movie maker program again?! How do i convert it to a more universal file type, does anyone know? Im using tv.isg as my video host. cheeeeeeers

Do you really need to ask?!!!!!! I reckon if you dont know by now, your not allowed to come see if you can work it out from my cunningly disguised sentance below: " A C T I V @ E L E V E N"

........all i can think about when i saw this thraed is 'monty python'. lmfao....... Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy........now PISS OFF!

well count me in. i missed last week due to unforseen mass hangover and cuts to back and arse from bush diving en route from local nightspot. unless anyone fancies hernia bay!?

Waynio, I would love to go for the entire week, however im not entirely sure i could what with work n all. But let me know the details of the ferry etc and i might be able to convince myself. Cheers. EDIT; Oh sod it............. im coming for the week!!!! let me know whats happening. cheers. Tommo.

I Have a spare seat my friend ........ However, im leaving on the Friday at around lunch time and coming back sunday evening if that suits? Im also on the kent coast so you'd need to get the train down to here, or bum a lift off someone to dover! but then im only 20mins from Dover. I recently got the train from here to Leeds, via london and it took me a total of 4hrs inc connections and cost around £40 if you book over a week in advance. The offers there if you or anyone else wants it. ??? As frankly ill be heading over on my own otherwise which sucks a bit. im going in My Audi A4 Tdi Estate, loads of room and cheap on fuel too. ANY TAKERS?? ALSO- Is anyone going over on the friday? if so, can you let me know what ferry your gonna be on so i can book it n we can all meet up and get pissed on the way over. Merci !

If the yolke locals arn't having a punt around ramsgate on saturday then i will surely be over for a slice of the folkstone action........ ..... Although i WILL have a massive hangover as usual and not be able to breath due to excessive cigarette smoking so i may be late. can someone PM me there mobile number to get in touch in case im late/crash en route/cant see properly. Cheers

a good one from an old trials website; "kick gap and fly....." or something like- "im gonna live forever or die riding" "hopping is the curse of the trials rider" 2 quotes i love but have little to do with trials; "im on the whiskey diet.............i've lost three days already" (tommy cooper) "will slap pikies for crack" (Mrsuave's helmet!)

Spank you very much good sir.

Ola! I need to gets myself a BIU licence to compete in the koxx days comp. does anyone have a contact number/website/email/link where i can aquire one? I have had a good look on the BIU website but cant find one Cheers all.

oooh oooh, me me me........... WIll be there, if only to see fred snap his leeson (again!) ill try n get a few other nutcases to come and throw themselves off things. weather permitting. looks like being a london classic in the making this 1 ! see you at the shell.

Please correct me if im wrong but i belive you need to be over 21 to drive on the continent and also check you insurance as alot of younger driver policies wont cover europe. be a total bummer if you had a prang and wasn't covered. Also, french motorways are great. nice n smooth and safe but beware of toll's, there pretty expensive but if you get lost and end up in paris your buggered as they are indeed absolute psyco's there. hope this helps Also, if anyone wants to come with me, i have a spare space or maybe 2. going in a TDi Audi A4 estate so petrol costs will be minimal. also have sat nav so wont get lost. will be heading out there on friday afternoon for the weekend.

Activ at 11?? what highly original person thought of that?! I doubt ill be there by then, moving shit out of my flat in london on Saturday morning but hopefully be with you all before about 1pm. as long as its not minky weather. ill be the one in the builders van with a lampshade hanging out the side window and a tv on the roofrack see y'all there.

OK,im having problems paying for koxx days. i have got to the page where i have to pay for the comp and camping. when i select something i.e - 15E for comp entry - it takes me to another page that looks like a shopping cart which is fine but when i click the button to pay it takes me to a page that means nothing!! I do warn u, i am a bit rubbish on a computer. can some one help me out? dont want to miss this. cheers

Valentines hilarity <<< clicky. enjoy, at least you will if your as sick as me.

Folkstone? On Saturday? riding? with a bike?....................... whatever will they think of next? Count me in!!

pace forks £149 for forks. there pace not coust ones. I just think its excessive, maybe its just me. QUOTE(Siders77' date='Feb 1 2006, 02:57 PM @ Feb 1 2006, 02:57 PM) ← I don't really see a problem? Aren't those forks like £500 on their own?

EBAY COUSTELLIER Right, it may just be me but i cannot fathom how this guy could want so much money for this bike? dont get me wrong, the frame is lush and prob not cheap, but its bashed up and the parts on it are hardly top choice. hope XC on D521 front wheel?????? , and those forks are about 30mm too long....... Surely people cant expect that much of a return on second hand bike parts, can they?? Whats your guys take on this? ps- click at top.

Ah.... Mr jones. i take it your wanting something without holes in it judging by the '' not interested in viz etc'' comment??! An Alex DX32 may do the trick or a planet-x BMF are wicked and bombproof when i used em, not sure where youd get hold of one though, maybe chain reaction cycles. If you dont mind the holes, my onza hog badbaoy is holding up well after some heavy abuse (well i keep calling it fat and it hasn't buckled) hope this helps old chap. must have a ride soon. peace out

TVR - tequila, vodka and redbull works a treat for murdering brain cells Jameson and canada dry with slice of lime+ ice is the nicest drink IMO and if anyones been to austria and tried 'stroh 80' ........ well, u could power my moto crosser on it!!!! all nicely topped off with 20 molboros and some narcotics