Reckon you an a mate should get dressed up in the 'ol ninja gear n grab the sucker when he's unaware. Dig his eyeballs out with teaspoons an piss in his eye sockets to get him back for some of that stuff. Maybe stick a long needle in his japs eye for some sweet torture afterwards? Also Pour acid into his asshole? I'd love to see that on film! An yeah, burn that f**ktards house down!