THE trials commentator

im suprised your not dave!its not that special though,were only allowed our "senior benefits" once a year....we can get our name in pink too Carl

its a full louise brake,pretty nice too... i decided it was too clean for james,so i hit it with my bike,and he wasnt happy,but its a beast of a bike to look at,just simple,and tasty.looks nicer in real life like ash said. Carl

blimey,i didnt even know you were on tf mr marshall! ride was blindin,saw people i hadnt seen for years,got sunburnt,and then after most people left,we tipped the skips over....then i watched porter hump grass until he decided to drive me home.that lad is nuts.... finally got to chat to matt staples for the first time since he saw me split my chin open in london about 5 years ago. lovely stuff! Carl

quite honestly the nicest thing ive ever seen.pure simplicity. Top Banana Carl

i wasnt exactly riding,i swung my back end round 180 with my feet on the floor,pretty much twatted some uni bird on her boobs,nice ass though,and she didnt seem to mind,she apologized to me!another time,i dropped off a small wall,and some old bint walked straight infront of me,or tried to.i ended up with my front wheel on her toes...all i got was a look that should have put me 6ft under! Carl

maybe its somehow got shed loads of air in it? either bleed,grind,or use standard magura 4 bolt mounts.if not,kick it... it just seems very strange to me Carl

wtf!?i downloaded that rar bollocks,now what?im bloody stumped...remember,im a simpleton when it comes to pc's! Carl

Jonny,ill hug you till you bleed if your not filming. also,my mate might need a rear mod tyre if anyone can lend him one on the day?19" cheers Carl

sorted,we'll rendeviouse (sp?) at 1100 hours by the patch of nettles on the southeast borderline.no one tell derf though,shh tf its a secret! Carl

Faster Pussycat,old,but just re-discovered them,for the 4th time? and Slunt,kinda like Hole,but more sleazier,and without some blonde twat called Ms Love singing. Carl

bugger,lets pick on derf then! Carl

"how do i get up this rock?SHIT theres a tumor in my frame!" not the tastiest design,maybe its a place for sitting on,so you dont slide down the frame towards the wheel? Carl

try local hardware shops.the small village type ones are generally the most likely to have something like that kicking around. Carl

the stuff ridden is cotton reels,skips,pallets,and occaisionally the odd Tic here and there,or you can just throw his bike in the nettles Carl

The Black Velvets. amazing southern sleaze rock.theyre not that old either (as in havent been about too long) Carl

nope still doesnt work.does it have anything to do with me being on dial up? please zip an mail it to me?someone? at_a_glance@hotmail.co.uk Carl

bloody thing wont let me download from it :@ apparently my download session is invalid?? Carl

ROWAN!!!havent seen you for ages...probably since the time i randomly bumped into in bristol,and you rode my mates t-comp... you wont be happy with me rowan...i finally have one of these new fangled bikes. Carl

i dont mind if its full power,i just wanna play it i'll probably still suck at it anyways! Carl

when i used to do the under 21 british mx 125cc championship,i worked out,you can get 15 tear-offs on the goggles.mainly cos i hated the bloody stupid roll-off design.mildenhall is an awesome track,although its probably changed since i raced there. Carl

what is a dermal anchor?i cant bloody remember! Carl

im a Sparky... Carl

doesnt count if you ask me.its kinda like driving to your destination,then reversing back home... looks pants aswell.and the tuck thing is kinda overused in the 'pushing yourself' sense of it all.i cant sidehop that high,not bothered really,but i get higher without the stupid tuck. just my opinion,so dont go raping me because you think differently. Carl

my flesh tunnels healed from 23mm to 8mm,and i recently took them down to 6mm.my mate had his at 28,and now has them at 3mm. thinking of gettin the web pierced between my thumb and brake finger...just cant find anywhere local to me that does it!! Carl

hey people,i tried to download it but it just keeps telling me theres an error with it or something,i really wanna play it now!!pleaze send me a copy! my email is just in my other post...ill cry if you dont,im off work ill,and im bored... Carl