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  1. not a caption... but, when was manning drinking? and did he finish that drink. also why does hobbsie look like hes on fire and looks like he can actually stand up. why does it look like im pooring fosters down my crotch. why is br3cpo trying to eat his own hand. AND why is that kid behind fred looking like he is trying to rub his dick on fred's arm in a sly shady way. and where are the good photos?
  2. where the f**k did my crate of budweisers go?!?!?!?!??!?!??! ffs, i brought them, put them in my tent, came back like 2 hours later and they were all gone, box and everything. didnt even get to rip the box (N)
  3. friday - got in after being queued up for forking ages cause of the crappy pikey security guards and set my tent up blah blah. nout really happened from then apart from chilling out at camp site, riding the course a couple of times and watching hobbsie drunk. bout 6 we started drinking doing bbq's etc and then headed down town at like 8ish. hobbsie was in a mood with br3cpo for some reason so he went to buy him an ice cream to make it all up to him. went to the ice cream van and there we had a sketchy spanish man. got him to do a 99 thing and asked for sauce, but the amount of sauce which was given was not acceptable (litterally 1 drop) so we asked for more but he told us we had to pay 10p more, at which brendan said f**k off. he looked at us and and wacked it back in the top of the machine and how we laughed. then i think we went into the big blue tent where the band werent playing for some reason but they were all stood up there :lol: . so we went out then we heard them start playing and went back in and started moshing blah blah, i got right to the front and lost everyone so went back to the camp site and met up with everyone again and had a few more beers. then we went back down to town where i tried to get another ice cream from the same man by asking him "6 free ice creams mate" and his reply was "f**k off" and mine was something like "ahhhh why" and again he just shouted f**k off and picked up a knife, then hobbsie comes running in next to me chanting "free ice cream" and then he started going MAD and waving his knife around saying "f**k off" ahahahahahhahahahha. so we moved on to somewhere and i cant really remember what happened untill we got back up to the camp site where we messed around doing stuff untill about 2:30 then we all went to bed, yet i couldnt sleep ;)" :lol: :P . saturday came and i woke up well early cause some basterd was shouting "bollox" through a mega phone in the tent behind me at like 5 in the bloody morning. so i just lyed down untill someone got up. when everyone was up we yet again sat at the camp site for ages just chilling out eating, brushing teeth, showering (Y) and stuff. then the time came to head down to the trials course where we messed around and talked for ages and where i made the big mistake of signing up for the trials competition. then the time came to ride the comp and what a f**k up that was, lee ruled but the judges werent impressed with his ace dancing skills on top of the pipes and i just messed up and taught ot pi and the other spanish bloke some new english words like "for f**k sake" and "you basterds". my tyre would not grip and my brake would just not hold all put together with too much sun (for a ginger anyways) and not a lot of water and still a weeeeee bit drunk i thinks. but it was a laugh and i need new pedals. then again we went upto the camp site where again everyone just chilled out having a laugh. i had a nice foam party with the paddaling pool and lynx shower jel kindly donated by scott. then the water fights (round one) began with the ladies in front, which was a laugh but i think we won B) . then tennis ball and frizby came out. started off as a nice game of catch which then turned into a harder game of catch which then turned into a try and hit porter cause hes doing nothing to anyone just sat down chilling, whcih i thought was nice as, so thanks. then our team got the GT85 out and douced the ball in it and set it alight, which may have been a bit stupid but oh well, aha. after "catch" had finished being played lee got a chair and brendan got a bottle of something and we played a sort of see how well you can hit the ball, and we did actually get it quite far. but then came one of the funnist bits of the weekend. brendan goes for a mega swing and ben is stood behind him, brendan swings it round and wallups ben stupidly hard in the face, everyone was just laughing their heads off and myself and sean just could not stop laughing for ages after. this game then got boring so we headed back into town. on the way down we went past staples and his g/fs tent and dont ask how but i can remember getting his in the bollox by his g/f (N) really dont know how that came about, but thankfully it didnt seem to hurt. so we headed down town, which we then decided was boring so we all met up at the benches and walked up to the other happy campers site and from here its a little blurry, but i know someone destroyed a coupel fo tents :"> and some other stuff must have happened, im sure it will come back to me when someone says. then we walked about for a bit more, not sure what happened untill we ended back up at the camp site where someone else *cough* not me and brendan *cough* made hobbsie and nice irish tent which was soooo funny :P <<that emotion says it all. then again we headed back down town where we met up with some more people messed around and stole a picknic table from that bit by the brum and base tent and walked it up to the camp site where it did actually come in very handy. when we got up with the table hobbsie noticed what had been down to his tent and everyone was just laughing their heads off and hobbsie was just nelt in his tent praying, or what seemed to be praying :P . dunno what happened next, hobbsie crashed in my tent for that night, i slept on my brake lever, hobbsie managed to sleep on my tooth paste and got it EVERYWHERE!. woke up sunday after a good nights sleep, and started packing up, headed down town and really just chilled out, i werent feeling to great which i really think was down to to much sun, i headed off home at like 2ish got home at 4 ate and gto sorted out untill 4 and slept from then on pretty much untill 9:30 this morning. this was a weekend to remember and someone else can fill you in on the bits i have missed out. sorry if the post is a bit sketch.
  4. mine and lee's run was the greatest :)
  5. well then... there is really no point in spending the extra for a zoo, i have riden both andy p's and jon shrewsburys 05 saracens and i can safely say they ride very nice. someone in swindon has a zoo boa and it rides no better than the saracens thus not being worth the extra... the only thing im not to sure about is the strength differences between them, but im sure the saracen isnt that weak. i think its like £160 for forks and frame or something ace like that, which is a bargain in my opinion. your choice though, but i know what i would do. :)
  6. you riden the new ones then. i say saracen 05, new one rides ace and looks good and is cheap as chips.
  7. amazing phil, i have watched it far to many times. phil williams has band me from watching any more of your videos cause it makes me want a 24 to much (N) <_< i will do it when hes not looking :S aha. seeya at nass you style munkeeeeeeeeeee :)
  8. front echo rims are pretty much the same as a 521 jamie so there is no point in changing to that if the only reason your changing is cause you want the width. just get the 321 or what ever they call it, you will get used to the weight you ponse (Y) , jezz :S
  9. tut tut jamie This is the only rim for you, could drill it if you really wanted to save some grams but im sure your big arms could handle the extra weight :P :- :P FFS how slow was i, ah well i gave a link :P
  10. its CASTLE CARY. takes nearly 2 hours to get there from swindon :- does anyone know a site where i can find out train prices?
  11. i dont know how many hours we have spent at that place while nick tries that line. :D he got it quite a few times, yet nick being nick it wasnt good enough (Y) . i have seen a couple of sections of the dvd and all i can say is that it got me right in the mood for riding big time (Y) . fair play nick.
  12. sam wheeler uses them now after he did his ankle in. i was thinking about getting some but i got some yik trials shoes instead, they seem to support your ankle quite a bit so i dont really see the need for the fox ankle supports aswell...touch wood (Y) you can order them fox supports about half way down this page... fox ankle supports
  13. all from new members chat, thought i would put it in here cause i know many people dont bother looking in there...
  14. rowan uses the carbons now paul. they are super duper strong, unless you put a deep scratch in them then the carbon dont like it and will give up. get them and make your bike even more pimp (if thats possible :turned: )
  15. wild boys is better, that program is funny as.
  16. FECK ME LEE... why didnt you run through the window and grab it. im going to have to TRY and get some money together to bring something awesome. i havent even got any money to get a new chain though (so im still using the chain which has snapped twice, not nice) so dont hold your breath.
  17. you cant ride the course on the friday anyways can you? couldnt last year. i cant wait for the water park man, going to be the best bit. (Y) (Y) (Y) :S :P *bonner* im not getting drunk at 12 no way...
  18. are you mad... get there set up camp chill out go down to all the rides etc and mess about come back to tent and eat and start drinking go back down to all the rides etc slightly tipsey (Y) thats how my friday is going to go
  19. jimbo uses v*z rims now (Y) but he did use 321's and his brake was ace. pad wasnt all on the rim but that didnt seem to matter as his brake was very good everytime i went on it.
  20. the roots "seed 2.0"... im sure thats it. when you are searching for it it might just be under "roots" so try both
  21. is this the same kid as in that video a while back where he is riding in a warehouse thing on like a coust or zoo or something. looks allright, just looks a bit TOO low in my opinion, maybe it will grow on me more...
  22. new zoo forks? bt forks? echo forks? all very good, i was a bit skeptical about using light alu forks, but im really impressed with my echo urbans and apparently the new zoo forks are sposed to be even better, and look different in black...
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