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Simon

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  1. There's 2 forms of it, one where they just fire a laser into your eye and correct shit like that, and the other is where they cut a flap and then fire the laser. They have to cut a flap if your cornea is too thick. I was going to have it done, as early as 2 weeks after the consultation but got refused finance. Price depends on how bad your vision is, mine is like -4 which is the 2nd from highest, and mine worked out at 1.5k an eye. If your eye's aren't that bad, it's like 400 quid an eye. Surgery takes about 20 minutes, and i tell you now, even for 3k and being in debt for many years to come, i would of had it done without second thought. Was a massive downer to not get it down to be honest, especially as 1 in 5 can't have it, and i could of.
  2. Going up on the Wednesday, staying to the following Wednesday. Camping at Travelgue or how ever f**k its spelt. Going to be a sweeeeet week, hopefully.
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    Top Gear

    Did he actually roll the alfa onto it's side, or was it placed there, as they never showed it actually rolling, just power sliding after he apparently cooked his brakes?
  4. Hell yeah! This will be my 3rd one, such an awesome week! We going on the Wednesday and staying for a week, so we get the end of the boardmasters, then a few days after with beaches to ourselves.
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    Mike Hayes

    How do you know he's blocked you?
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    Onzaboy___mod

    NO! QUICK, REMOVE YOUR POST, OR YOUR FIRST!
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    Janson

    f**k. Was only the other day talking of another buy all tour, no way. I'll miss his jibes on MSN. Rest in peace dude.
  8. Having got genuine carbon fibre, that's 100% not carbon fibre. At least the top layer isn't. Ignoring the fact it's cracked...
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    Pooey Knickers

    I so wanted to see Glen's face when these emerged from his lens bag.
  10. Do it on a weekend and you'll get more people, few people from Worthing might go over, don't ride anymore but will let them know incase. Doubt they'll go on Thursday though 'cause of work.
  11. I think he may of been being sarcastic. If you're life requires you to be drunk every weekend to enjoy it, i'd seriously think about re-evaluating it, and your friends.
  12. Why are you asking if you got a good deal after buying it? It's an alright beginners bike, and that's about where it ends.
  13. Hm, i know of no company that uses custom software to code websites in. You use what you know, basically. The trend lately seem's to be in using IDE's, an Integrated Development Environment which is basically a Dreamweaver but much more towards code development rather then visual. Code highlighting, function shrinking, custom function hinting, function relationships, OOP support and so on. I use Eclipse when doing large PHP projects, or text based code highlighters when doing smaller ones. Personally i use PSPad, other's in company use Textpad, E-Editor and Notepad++. To be honest, if you're not editing the sites themselves, you shouldn't really need to know them. Start by answering your questions first, makes it easier. Industry standard software these days? Industry standard is personal standard, use what you know, usually freeware and open source to keep overheads down. Otherwise Adobe is very much the leader these days, especially after taking over Macromedia. The difference between running a personal site and a commercial site? With commercial sites, it's all about "the ratio", which refers to how many people hand over the cash compared to how many people visit the site. It's all well and good if a million people visit your site, but if only 10,000 of those buy something, you must be doing something wrong. We could develop some mean arse looking sites but would in the end scare users away. The way we are currently storming through the market at moment and winning some quite large projects is showing that our sites get the return on the boards investment, and believe you me, that's all they care about. The site could be made out of tables and work f**king shite, but if the board get their money back, they very rarely care. It's changing now though with company's actually taking pride in their sites and the way they are produce, especially when we show them that good code in fact means more money, related to other sites being able to search it and so on. With commercial sites you are also identifying a target market, whether it be single 25 year olds, or married 50 year olds, the way you write and develop the IA (way the pages relate to each other and the basic way the site is put together at a page by page level) will vary completely. Industry jargon/ lingo that I should know? Wanky management terms are what we call them, as thats what they are, one long ass statement for something that could be explained in a 1/3 of the brain power, management just use them to feel above their employees. I don't pay attention to them personally so can't really help here. Project life cycle research, design, build, aftercare etc [*]Information architecture clear structure of site from home page, down a tree diagram to every page [*]Project brief, deliverables what the client is expecting, make sure you don't under deliver, and hell, don't over deliver too! [*]Project scope making sure a feature isn't out of scope, or that a request isn't out of scope either. If so, advise client to be charged extra for it or advise that for this phase of development, it just isn't right time. [*]Semantic's Harder to explain, but for example you wouldn't have a heading 1 followed by a heading 3. You'd go down 1, 2 then 3, then back up to 2, then maybe another 2, then to 3 again. Logical thinking basically. The level of coding knowledge I'm likely to need at this level? WYSIWG Editors usually take care of this, but you may need to know the basics like <p> Paragraphs <strong> Bold <em> Emphasized (italic) <br /> Line break (enter) <h1,2,3,4,5,6> Heading tags, 5 and 6 are rarely used Any other advice would be great to! Can't think of anything right now to be honest, but best of luck. Just be confident and answer their questions, if you don't know the answer, don't spend 5 minutes trying to guess, just say you currently don't know the answer to that. Research the company, ask about training, ask about progression within the company. So yeah, good luck and if i think of anything more i'll post up.
  14. Whaaaaaaaaaaat, of my birth certificate or something? Cheers all, was a good day.
  15. Damn you, damn you all. *waves stick*. Don't ask, really. Bitch... Atleast 14.
  16. It tastes better, god darn you all, god darn you! Man, i'm well past the growing a beard stage, all about the clean shaveness nows. My birthday present to myself is going to be a failed MOT, woop woop. Turbo, i can dream, think it may be off now. Cheers people.
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    Transformer Oil

    Nah, mix it all together, be well alright... ...for breaking bones.
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    Top Gear

    What a disappointment. Just waiting on episode with new GTR.
  19. f**k me i look so miserable in the squirt picture, and as i was laughing all day, b*****d for catching me at a 'looking at floor' moment. Awesome pictures as always dude.
  20. Given that he pretty much invented the computer operating system before most of us had left high school, i would imagine he's quite ok with being called a geek.
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    Adulthood

    Wow, you do live up to your username don't you. Anyone that thinks someone is a dick head for their personal opinion on a film is a 'unt.
  22. No no, not him at all. Seb went to Uni in Birmingham and has started his own company from what i know, don't think he rides much at all now.
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