Simon

Probably too busy getting drunk, going to raves and being a player.

f**k me, give them a chance.

Sweet, hook me up, i'll keep her warm for you. I joke, my girlfriend of 5 months probably wouldn't appreciate that, but i can stick this girl in an oven and keep her warm that way?

When looking through some CV's for possible employee's a while back there was quite a few people who wrote what you just have. One in particular had worked for O2 and made out to have a massive role to play in their website. In actual fact he had edited the footer of a tiny microsite and he didn't know his arse from his elbow when it came down to it, and god only knows how he got to edit what he was. Needless to say his CV didn't get my approval and my boss soon threw it out. If we going by this premiss, i've worked for Butlins, Crimestoppers, Age Concern, Leonard Cheshire, Newmarket, Southampton Uni and most of the NHS foundations in the UK. But i haven't really, have i. Some site's i've been lead developer, some i've made the search on, and other's i've simply done an email newsletter for. Don't worry, i was once full of spunk and described my job as you do. I just hope one day you'll settle down as that kind of attitude and one you've recently been displaying really gets you no where. Least you got passion.

Ah, an 18 year old hot shot, this explains a lot. This is Bike Trials, not every site is going to be built by a multi million pound web agency. I think it's quite lucky that we've got anything near the standard of design for a website that Danny Mac has.

Except for using div's for presentation, it's built fine? What websites have you done in the past?

Yeeeeh, but this is D to the S-windle we are talking about here, he has an image to up-hold don't you know! Joking aside, it's a website about someone who rides a sport very little people have heard about, so i'd say it being a "professional" website is a big push.

I really want a dog but waiting till i've got a house with a garden for that. Until then, my friend had these and my girlfriend loves them so got them for her for valentines. I don't particularly like them. Bearded dragons, quite old now too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fqVisrlZw ?

Bless.

I've seen her wee hole. I do love how BB find people like this, they must of done their research first, although maybe that's why she in there, 'cause of the photos she's done.

You'll just have to trust me here when i say i code them right. IE6 just plain doesn't work. Floating, box model, margin, overflow and even comments all are inherently flawed.

There's 2 questions but only one voter. So there may well be 186 votes all together (at a guess), but only 98 people have voted.

Not at all, IE6 is just 100% wrong, there is no two ways about it and if your design is more then 3 square boxes you will encounter problems with it regardless of how good your code is. I'm fighting very hard to get IE6 compatible websites made an extra billable feature for websites. I easily spend an extra day or two above my allowed time trying to get it 100% working in IE6, and those 2 days certainly don't come cheap if the client isn't paying. In regards to Fireworks, i'd say it's better for websites. Photoshop for photo's or some crazy images, Fireworks if you want to make a layout. All our designers use Fireworks and any that join that use Photoshop quickly switch. Harder to get simple things done, but once you managed them you're usually ok.

I've had to design sites lately for people, annoying as my design skills are proper shit! http://www.cudgel.co.uk/integrastella/ First one i designed of which i hate the banner, but didn't really have a lot to go on. http://www.cudgel.co.uk/morfspeed/ This one i quite like, although needs a gallery and not quite worked out a way of making it look non-shit so far. http://www.nuckingfuts.info/ That ones a personal project which i may actually start properly at some point. :/ Don't like designing, i got ok-ish ideas just not the skills to put them onto screen using Fireworks/Photoshop.

I think you, the moron of all morons liking someone people are asking to ban only but emphasizes the point greatly.

You do realise your body just doesn't magically disappear, right? So your going to get "skull-fooked" regardless of what faith you believe in. I love religion, it brings me news articles that J. K. Rowling. herself couldn't think of.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&sour...mp;t=h&z=15 Like that, on a bike it takes about 20-30 minutes depending on who you are with.

You'll get lost going that way. Come out of that road, go right, turn left at the big round-a-bout, turn right at the traffic lights opposite the pub with outside seating and the football ground is on your left.

I hope you didn't pay for that.

6, isn't it?

You poor poor man for going to that dick to get a website, must of been desperate heh.

Oxford DJ ride, either there, or after, at like 4-5 go somewhere near so we can pop bonnets and passengers without disrespecting the family and the town? I'll be rocking a standard engine, but i might be able to make it.

How do you have a wank with no skin?

1875 with this one. Cor.